literally the monster from the movie not parody. it could all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever… in which case i’m doomed…
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hey, she may be a ratfucker but at least she gets to go home to a guy who probably licks it like a 9volt battery
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Country roads, make me woke
hit my vape, play on phone
changing genders
love Obama
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RIP Demon
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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90% of elizabeth holmes’ capture of the zeitgeist was specifically due to her NOT being a quirk chungus
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.
ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.
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i ripped a big fart at a bowling alley while one of our friends was in the bathroom. she came back took a HUGE pull and was like “wow it smells like McDonalds french fries in here” i’m not sure i have laughed so hard in my entire life
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up on the washer having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. they're all just out of frame, laughing too
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