Lifelong learner. Government Hack. Nobody here can dance like me.
Boston, MA
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BREAKING: The Department of NR announced today that Reese's bats and pumpkins have been recalled. The disposal process is lengthy, so if you'd just like to give them to me, I'll make sure the ITMTSU protocol is followed. I've been trained in their proper and safe disposal.
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Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
when we became friends, i signed a contract with the universe to be there for you as much as you want for as long as you need. (sorry about the smudges, the ink’s still drying.)
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Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.
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Gonna start adding a ‘u’ to arbitrary vowel heavy words. Trying to class the place up around here.
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Mike (one of dozens) retweeted
there's something beautiful about
being grateful to wake up and do it all again.
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I’m not saying I work for state government and I’m currently at an Org-wide meeting (a few days before Halloween) but there will be signs.
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**stumbling through the barrio**
YES I saw her she’s very attractive
**mumbles to himself** Clearly there isn’t a Mrs Jones
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