The one and the only Saltine. Owner of @TheDamnSmp Multi instrumentalist

◢ ◤He/Him
Stop white shaming me
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ITS THE LIGHTING GUYS I SWEAR IM NOT THAT PALE
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saltine in 2026 wild
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E-bike kids pmo
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I am woke Send post.
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I AM AMERICAN.
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you're all welcome i worked really hard for this
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THIS is what I come back online to find. Mayor Mamdani please fix this @NYCMayor
‘Despicable Me: Minion Rush’ is shutting down after 13 years.
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My first ever World Tour announcement 😳 I can’t quite believe I get to take Warning Signs around the world next year. These are the biggest shows I’ve ever played (including Wembley Arena lol what), in more places than I’ve ever been able to reach before. Still not entirely sure how we’ve got to this point, but thank you for allowing me to keep doing this and making every year better than the last. I cannot wait. ⚠️
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I haven't been online in months.... What's the drama?
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I am The One Saltine
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Hello? Is this thing on?
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I have been busy with school so I’ve not been chronically online 🤯
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this is hilarious because bro always said "give me a pity tab " whenever i steamed with him 😮‍💨
Wowzers this is my sign to start streaming again. I love my viewers
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I think I cleaned my room a little too hard…
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Damn smp revive?
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