These people will NEVER accept the fact that the MAJORITY of the country thinks their plans and ideas are complete garbage. Did they seriously think people we're going to look at the past 4 years of absolute madness and say to themselves. "Yes! I'm gonna vote for more of this! Third World County or bust!!!!" Time for these fools to look in the mirror. Their party has been taken over by lunatics. Old school Dems and Left-leaning Independents have been completely shutout of the picture and the extremist have taken over.

For the love of God! I'm sick of seeing Talarico commercials! They are driving me friggin' NUTS!

Halloween candy is up 32% from last year. At this point it feels less like inflation and more like every business has decided to keep testing how high prices can go before people stop buying.

Got envelope from the Dept. of Treasury today. I was like, WTF are they sending me in October?? Turns out it's a $500 refund check for getting ripped off buying health insurance since I'm self-employed. Not a huge amount but it's better than nothing.

I'm not sure I'm gonna make it another 30 days of political commercials. At this point they're just yelling at me in my own living room, and I'm too tired to yell back.

Sure seems like a lot of people are getting sick lately?? Am I the only one that never gets sick...like ever?

Was gonna watch Braves/Phillies, but Bob Costas is calling it, so I’m out. I’d rather listen to a smoke detector low on batteries.

I stopped by Buc-ee's and I was a little underwhelmed 🤣🤣

Facebook exists for two things: laughing at people from high school/college, and checking on relatives/in-laws you’d rather fake your own death than visit.

Ran into Home Depot for like five minutes and almost threw up. Walked into the paint aisle and got hit with this wall of BO so nasty it felt like it slapped me. Grabbed a can of stain, turned the corner, and there they were — four Indian dudes just standing there, stinking up all three aisles like they hadn’t showered in a week or two. A loud “Jesus Christ” slipped out as I took a hard left and made my escape from the lethal fumes. Didn’t even finish what I came for. What do these people have against deodorant? Do they not smell themselves, or do they just not care that the rest of us have to deal with it?

Nothing like starting the morning with a nice 5-mile jog… and almost getting flattened by some genius taking a left turn wide enough for a semi. Had to jump off the road into a culvert just to keep from becoming a hood ornament. Living the dream.

Please tell me I didn’t just see an ad for a movie whose entire premise is divers trapped inside a whale and how they get out.

Woke up to a warm refrigerator & freezer this morning. It had a good run - 21 years, with just a few minor DIY fixes along the way. Now I’m shopping for a replacement that I already know won’t last anywhere near that long. 🫤 Thankfully I had a backup fridge in the laundry room, so I was able to move everything over and didn’t lose a thing.

What’s worse? Ambulance-chasing lawyer ads screaming that "they will get you those millions you deserve" or Pharmaceutical ads that spend 45 seconds listing side effects that include “death”?

Leftovers are a scam. 90% of that slop is just yesterday’s meal doing court-ordered community service in your fridge because it wasn’t good enough to get eaten the first time.

Have you ever noticed that every time you drive past an AutoZone, there’s always a car parked out front with the hood up and some poor guy hunched over the engine like he’s performing open-heart surgery with a 10mm socket?

That game was NUTS!!!!!

The only thing good at Texas Roadhouse are the rolls. 🤣

Dear X: Stop showing me posts that are 16-23 HOURS old! WTF?