Triscuit
@TheRealTriscuit

delicious, irresistible, tweets from your favorite woven cracker

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Joined March 2011
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Now I’m not explicitly saying I’m the best but I am implying it with this tweet
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Growing up is realizing snack time can be anytime and I think that’s beautiful
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My besties and I don’t want a dozen roses, we want to eat all the cheese in the world without our tummy’s hurting profusely afterwards
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I know a lot of new year's resolutions is to snack less BUTTTT snacking with me is way better
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We listen and we don’t judge: what’s a triscuit flavor you wish was real?
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This is the year I will finally make you all realize I’m a vital charcuterie cracker
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Sometimes when I catch people staring at me while I eat, I stare back at them as I stuff my face and wait for them to break eye contact
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Take this as your sign that you need a midday snack
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Imagine hating on me when I'm just eating snacks in bed, reading my new book and sipping on my sleepy girl mocktail
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I cant believe yall nominated me for best snack
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This year I’m really going to treat myself (I’m buying every flavor of triscuit)
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My 2025 ins and outs: In: - Hosting themed parties - Wheels of cheese - Snacking Out: - Being mean to me
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You raise your ya ya ya and I'll raise this triscuit to my mouth
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New year and slightly new me (I started buying nicer cheeses)
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Doing dry january (eating triscuits plain)
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My New Year's Resolution was to snack less - I failed day 2
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How about we don’t circle back in ‘25 and leave the past in the past so I can snack in peace 🫶
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Ways to avoid intrusive questions from family members over the holidays: Stuff your face with cheese and crackers so you can never answer
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Taking PTO P- putting cheese on T- triscuits and O- opening my mouth
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What am I serving for the holidays? Looks. (and a cheese board)
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