I call everybody dude, man. Never take me seriously.

Cuse
Perna jinxed us last time. Double jinxed, if you count the Curse Wheel's first spin.
BACK TO BEING UNDERDOGS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My irrational hatred for the LA Dodgers makes my decision for me.
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Basement larper using footage of a Romanian toppling an oppressive communist regime, 100k likes Yall are fucking cattle oml
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I just heard a story about how a CIA agent ripped the country off for a couple hindred million bucks. Guy wasn't even vetted Don't know why Tom King reminds me of that.
"Lanterns" writer Tom King on Hal Jordan's murder: "We had a big debate. It was like, 'Does Kerry Kane get punished?' Nothing could punish her more than the fact that she did that thing and she has to live with it. There's no, like, jail isn't worse than that."
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Because some skull-fucked idiot in Boston sold his soul to the Devil in 2002
#BillsMafia #GoBills 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Son of The Mask.
What the heck did we do?
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I'll play along with this wild misinterpretation: if San Diego is too high a price to pay for letting IRGC get nukes and ICBMs, higher gas prices would be a small price for not letting them get nukes.
San Diego is not collateral damage. We are not expendable. And we are never a "small price to pay." Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.
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STOP TAGGING US, WE DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME.
Stop blaming everything on us.
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Crossing the channel is dangerous. Migrants should avoid trying that.
Heartbreaking news Two migrants died attempting to cross the channel to Britain. We need safe routes to Britain otherwise people will continue to drown. Condolences to their family
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Flying without a loicense
What's he been arrested for?
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Hulk & Hawkeye ones are DQ'd because what use is $10 million when you're dead. Marrying She-Hulk means I'll probably lose at least half in the divorce. So a long drive with Hal it is, then.
What would you do for $10M ?
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Nope. Not me. I'm going back to the Drought with my melodramatic kvetching. It's gonna be 3-14 then another 17 years. Reeeeeeeeee
One loss (second best record in entire NFL ) and BillsMafia going back to :13 sec, drafts, McD - come on ! Have somefaith.
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Definitely not hold some hair in each hand like bike handles and make motorcycle noises.
What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????
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Loaf retweeted
POOR BASTARD WAS BORN BEFORE THE ELECTRIC BASS 😢
Reconstruction of an Anglo-Saxon from the 400s↓ (He was found in Sussex, near Brighton.) What do you think he’d think of England today?
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Loaf retweeted
after each game a 400 foot tom brady addresses the earthlings
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You can't make fun of someone because friendship? That's shit from a bull's ass.
Bill Burr says he wouldn’t accept an invitation to meet Mark Zuckerberg: “Nothing’s free. You don’t want to have a relationship. That’s why you never have any of those people on your podcast because then, all of a sudden, you have a friendship and you can’t make fun of them.”
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So no "free palestine" got it.
Replying to @local_prole
forming a nation state for your ethnicity is not liberation
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Maybe if you residual checks riding on its success or don't know anything about the characters.
Is LANTERNS the greatest comic book show of all time?
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Watching football yesterday
Perfect Blue (1997)
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