It’s kinda weird that Jimmy Carter didn’t die yet, right? I feel like we all went through the mourning process a month ago except he’s actually still alive.
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New Years Steve retweeted
Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day.
-Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
-It can be two things.
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New Years Steve retweeted
I can't believe a convicted felon would get so many votes and another convicted felon would get so few.
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New Years Steve retweeted
I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath.
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New Years Steve retweeted
a pediatric cancer patient and his family have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
The tickets used last night by the two ejected fans (plus others in that section) have been re-distributed to a pediatric cancer patient and his family, the Yankees said.
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New Years Steve retweeted
Take me down to the Roku City where the grass is purple and the girls are purple
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