Lifeโs a bยกtch: we live, and then we die. So whatโs the point?๐คทโโ๏ธ
Emalayinini, Nkomazi, Block B
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Sizwe Alakine talks about the most expensive T-shirts he ever boughtโ& instantly regretted it๐คฃ
It cost R9,000, but he didn't know until he got to the till. He got the shock of his life, but couldn't ask to return it because of his pride as REASON the rapper!๐๐ฅ
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A client once asked me to bring a friend. In the back of my mind, I was thinking, โTHREESOME!โ ๐ But when we got there, he said he wanted to watch me and the other girl enjoying ourselves. ๐ญ
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[WILD] ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ โAs a sยณx worker, a client once asked me to lick his ass for R300โ& I did it until he came.โ
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[UNREAL] So, some sยณx workers continue working even during their periods?๐ณ๐ณ
Is it because of financial pressure or because they donโt have paid leave? To me, this sounds really harsh. ๐ข
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Sol Phenduka once participated in one of those fake โfalling under the powerโ stunts by foreign pastors. His pastor was from Kenya ๐๐๐
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Sol Phenduka details how he got fired on the first day of his first job ๐๐๐
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Munaka & Khanyi Mars?
โIf SABC reaches a point where they blame the rise of YouTubers for losing viewers, they could go after YouTubers & sign them to TV, offer them exclusive deals that prevent them from recording visual content anywhere else, outside of what they do on SABC1โ
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How much does YouTube generally pay per 1k views?๐ค
Ok, let me rephrase my question because I know youโll tell me YouTube doesnโt have a fixed rate per 1k views. It depends on the audience, country, content type, ads, blah blah blah๐
How much does YouTube pay you for 1k views?
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Damn, no wonder Junior Khanye is the highest-paid football analyst in SA.
Nkululeko knows how to make & break bread with his employees. ๐
This is a teachable moment for you YouTubers watching at home.๐
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SA Hip-Hop Kasi Rap GOATs, in this particular order: ๐ค
(10) Mr Selwyn
(9) Rev Tumza
(8) Maseven
(7) F-Eezy
(6) Abdus
(5) Siya Shezi
(4) Zakwe
(3) Duncanโค
(2) Kwesta
(1) PRO.
Rashid Kay explains why he ranked them this way, & how he came up with the list.๐
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How far are we with the Senzo Meyiwa case? Where are we now, & whatโs the latest? Itโs been yearsโwhen are we finally going to get answers? ๐ฅ
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Again, once you see Arthur โ10111โ Zwane in an active scene, just know a few families will be preparing for funerals that weekend. ๐ฌ
Very calm this chap! ๐ค
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โKaizer Chiefs is an average team. Weโre not at the level of Mamelodi Sundowns and Orlando Pirates.โ ๐ญ
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Lerato says Kaizer Chiefs have average players, except for Langelihle Phili, Maboe and Moloisane.
She also says theyโre not on the same level as Sundowns & Pirates, but are closer to teams like Sekhukhune and Magesi.
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Tuks was way ahead of his time. His talent went over a lot of peopleโs heads. โค
The industry just wasnโt ready for him.
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Funny shยฐt ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
This man is speaking isiZulu, but with a full-on siSwati accent ๐๐๐
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What exactly did Vusi Thembekwayo do to this young man for him to hate him this much? ๐
He even tries to mimic the way the global speaker talks. ๐๐
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This man is dragging Vusi Thembekwayo, saying heโs scared of him, while rocking pink lipstick ๐๐
I doubt VT even knows this guy exists! ๐
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