Pōneke / Wellington
The “MP” in my name isn’t because I’m pretentious and want to be an MP it’s just the initials of my double-barrelled surname.
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Time to fess up: I’ve been secretly controlling the Opportunity Party for years now.
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My politics normally v when farmers cry for the govt to help them again
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The existence of Western Australia implies the existence of Eastern Australia
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Man of the people Christopher Luxon dismisses a farmer's concerns that costs are going up all the time by telling her "Just be thankful for something eh."
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Me normally vs when there is one poll I don't like
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I don’t care what your political beliefs are. That Vivek ad is one of the most vile things I’ve ever seen, and his double down is just unconscionable. He deserves to lose for that alone.
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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead? Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
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the cost of living crisis is your fault actually
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Wow imagine having a third supermarket
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Can’t Beat Perth On A Good Day
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GTA 6 gonna be the closest we ever get to a general strike lmao
BREAKING: “Grand Theft Auto VI” could cost the US economy $1 billion in a single day. The long-awaited game drops Nov. 19, and up to 1.5 million Americans could call in sick or take the day off to play it, according to estimates cited by the International Business Times.
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bro carlos chung needs to lose his seat to save your career
The Herald should really stop reporting Labour Party robopolls conducted by Clint Smith’s polling company
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all of my most liked tweets are about canada… clearly they love me over there
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Guy on one of the aus subreddits asks why his "high growth" retirement account has been stuck at the same number for 5 months despite regularly putting money in, and gets this response:
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…should I move to perth?
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Disappointed no one has caught the “Maps without New Zealand” joke In any event, here’s the map of all the diplomatic missions in Wellington 🇳🇿
🇳🇿 WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND
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if you read some of my recent writing you can find subtle hints that I am getting a bit tired of the election campaign
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me waiting for the air new zealand flight attendant to ask if i want the chips or the chocolate preztels
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It’s 23 degrees and the sun is out in Perth so I will NOT be watching the leaders debate however can someone let me know if Hipkins brings up a bed leg or something again
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Stupidest fucking referendum ever
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