At 5, we slept in cow & sheep hides. At 11, dad had a road accident & broke his skull. Relied on scholarships to go to school. In 2008, No work and expecting first born. We lost money in our pig farm. 2012, Lost dad to multiple myeloma (cancer) In 2016, unpaid bills pending bills nearly sunk our company. And lost even more money during Covid. 2022, lost in UDA primaries 2023, public failure from senate generational election. You’ll fail in your life sometimes. You’ll loose some. You’ll be anxious. You’ll often have bad days. I’m Tim Kipchumba BeHopeful. #IteSait #ItsTime
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They more they Stay on social media, the better for the #Tutam brigade. The persuasion happens on the trail..
The crowd went from Wantam to Tutam in a flash. This is how things will turn when Ruto hits the ground full blown, campaigns are going to shift tables in unbelievable numbers.
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Brave for it Sankei. But let’s keep the abuses out of the timeline.
You're at your most brilliant and wisest when you keep your mouth shut.
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The Empty Alliance, Empty drums and State of Opposition today in Kenya @tv47digital
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I can repeat those words in private. And in public. All facts!
What I like about smart people like Tim is that they can make convincing arguments for things they do not believe in to win or stay in political offices. Self preservation + political hustling. I hope this gentleman wins the Senate seat.
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We will raise the standard of accountability a little bit. We will double down on the double speak and double standards.. Let’s keep the timelines busy abit.
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Tim. You are lying prostrate in front of UDA political demi-gods, not even the big guy at the top. Including Mkarabati and Kipchumba to secure that UDA ticket for the Senate. Shida ni wakatae kukupea.
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I see you are incapable of seeing the irony. It’s a joke, bro! If your presidential ambition is anchored on defending the Constitution, Mashujaa Day is an opportunity to honour freedom fighters, celebrate unsung heroes and champion community causes. Not spend the day paying homage at a private political court. You cannot preach constitutionalism in public and practise feudalism in private. We are just raising the standard kidogo. And of course the joke gets missed and the irony ignored beucaae we are desperate to uphold double standards.
What I like about smart people like Tim is that they can make convincing arguments for things they do not believe in to win or stay in political offices. Self preservation + political hustling. I hope this gentleman wins the Senate seat.
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It’s interesting season..
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It’s a joke, bro! If your presidential ambition is anchored on defending the Constitution, Mashujaa Day is an opportunity to honour freedom fighters, celebrate unsung heroes and champion community causes. Not spend the day paying homage at a private political court. You cannot preach constitutionalism in public and practise feudalism in private. We are just raising the standard kidogo. And of course the joke gets missed
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Tim the national event dignitaries get invitations by the state to attend. Was he invited and failed to?
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Aliko Dangote plans to invest an additional US$ 1.5 Billion (KSh 194.8 Billion) to expand Kenya Pipeline Company's approximately 1,300 km network, according to the Financial Times. The announcement follows his acquisition of 25% of KPC for KSh 42.5 Bn ($327.4 Mn), involving 4.5 Bn shares traded on the NSE on October 19. Speaking at the FT Africa Summit in London, Dangote said the acquisition would support petroleum products distribution, Bloomberg Terminal and Reuters reported. The investment complements Dangote's proposed $16 Bn oil refinery in Lamu. Financing and implementation details of the pipeline expansion remain undisclosed.
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I think the best is fuel and energy sovereignty … $5B of retained annual value (equivalent to our top 10 exports), $2B savings in freight value, template and inspiration for other investments… this one single txn adds nearly 70% of manufacturing and crowds in much more. Those are the stories we are here for. But of course we can always discuss paying homage to feudal chiefs if needed…
Replying to @TimKipchumba
Translate the gains, remember this is a private entity owned by the two
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Bitter? 🤣 Faaar from it. Just some fun Bwana — for the timelines…
Replying to @TimKipchumba
Why are you bitter, sir? 63 years later, the gains for independence is not yet, inequalities, post colonialism need to be defeated, constitutionalism & rule of law to be adhered to for Justice to be our shield & defender
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Don’t miss the irony bro!
Is there a prescribed way to celebrate heroes? Did all Senators attend the event in Eldoret?
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The man who spent Mashujaa Day paying feudal homage at a private court while the nation gathered to honour its freedom fighters. While Kenyans gathered in the City of Champions, hosted by three counties for the first time in the nations’s 60 year history, to celebrate the heroes who fought for the very constitutional freedoms you profess to defend, you chose to bow before political royalty. Our freedom fighters did not defeat colonial masters so that we could kneel before political lords. The Yoruba were always right all along Àgbá òfìfo ló ńpariwo
Ahsante sana @rigathi and Mama Dorcas for inviting the @LindaMwananchi_ team to your Wamunyoro residence today. We believe this is a first of many engagements that will foster unity within the opposition as we gear up to the General Elections. Mbele kuzuri.
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1. RMLF is a shadow toll, a user charge. In fact, it replaced toll booths on our highways. If we define it as tax then we ought to also include school fees as tax. 2. There is no recourse to exchequer. The investors have taken full demand risk. 3. Pricing was < sovereign.
1/ The Road Maintenance Levy securitisation is, in my view, the clearest test of the government's "off-balance-sheet" financing model. It therefore deserves far more scrutiny than it has received. Under Phase I, Sh7 of the Sh25 per litre fuel levy was pledged to raise KSh 175bn for road pending bills. Phase II pledges a further Sh5 per litre. Parliament's Budget Committee placed its target at about KSh 120bn, whereas the Roads CS reports KSh 139bn raised (Aug 2026). If the two phases are cumulative, Sh12 of every Sh25, that is 48% of the levy, now belongs to investors. Even on the most conservative reading, no less than 28% is already committed. The levy was created to maintain roads. Consequently, every shilling pledged to past arrears is a shilling withdrawn from future maintenance. This is all the more worrying given that road spending had already declined from KSh 208.2bn in FY21/22 to KSh 133.2bn in FY23/24 (KNBS, cited by the PBO). Maintenance is therefore squeezed twice: by a smaller budget today and by a smaller levy tomorrow. Furthermore, the Parliamentary Budget Office observed in February that the 2026 Budget Policy Statement contains no measures to prevent new pending bills from accumulating. It follows that securitising arrears without such a rule does not resolve the problem. It merely refinances it, and the next round of arrears will inevitably claim the next slice of the levy. Finally, there is the question of classification. The underlying cash flow is a statutory tax, and the obligor is, in substance, the State. On what basis, then, is this not public debt? Calling it an asset-backed security alters the balance sheet on which it is recorded. It does not alter who bears the risk. Should fuel volumes fall or the levy be reduced, the shortfall returns to the Exchequer regardless. None of this is to say that securitisation is inherently wrong. It is, however, to say that it must pass a test the government has yet to publish.
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Be guided.
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One of the most beautiful things about hitting the campaign trail is the number of new friends you make. The fresh energy. The warm hugs. The firm handshakes. The laughter, the smiles, the shared stories and journeys. The strangers who become friends. The old friends who show up again. The people who welcome you into their homes, share what little they have, tell you their dreams, their struggles and their hopes. And sometimes, it’s the simplest moments that stay with you longest. A grandmother’s blessing. A child’s smile. A young person’s excitement about the future. An unexpected act of kindness. You set out to meet people and ask for their support. You return home having received so much more — friendship, wisdom, love and renewed hope. There is something deeply beautiful about our people. This journey is about much more than an election. It’s about people. And I’m grateful for every one of you. #KaitSait #ItsTime
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