I told the girl I went out with that I wasn't prepared to battle Nick Cage if he showed up and tried to steal this necklace she was wearing. I want to know what you guys think happened next......
#badjoke#QuestionOfTheDay
Its rather ironic many @NFL players are religious but don't recognize today as a day of rest. Its why I never played in the NFL and chose to play fantasy football instead.
#pewpew
I have been nervous and restless recently. Only 2 days away from me releasing years of writings, ideas and content I have created and never released over the past 20 years. #latebloomer
Some of you may have seen this a long while back. The cold months are upon us and I will be streaming some games if you want to stop by. @twitch#gaming