The traveler who ummm may or may not have previously been stuck in a time loop. (Also my original parody is gone for some reason.)

uhh... Vaugarde?
[Bonnie opens the door.] 🍳: Who is it?! I have snacks for any trick or treater! 🍳: Oh, you're that show person! Your costume looks funny, who're you supposed to be?
[INT bait!] *You are just chilling in your home, Halloween, the usual, and you heard a knock on the door, and upon opening the door...* 🎤: Trick or treat!! :3
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✦...Huh. Not too far from how you look currently! Can't really say the same for me though.✦ [Loop quietly makes a small, simple drawing, showing it to Static Agetha.] ✦This is what I used to look like. Well except for the star head. I kinda forgot how to draw my past face.✦
Replying to @TimeLoopster
*Static Agetha shows Loop an old photo before puting it back in their pocket* 🎤: Well... This is how i looked in the good old days! Before... Stuff happened :)
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✦...Hey, Zip? A bit too early to be trick or treating, no?✦
[ 🎃 HALLOWEEN INT BAIT 🎃 ] [ Zip was sitting at the porch of your home at 8:53AM . . . ? ] TRICK OR TREAT ! ! !
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✦If it's any consolation, I could probably ask for your autograph.✦
🎤: Not fair!! Why you get the fans to ask for your autograph and not mine? :(
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✦ . . . ✦ ✦Alright alright, I concede. I still have like one of two more, but I can tell there's no point. You win.✦
. . . [ Zip smacked it out their hand again. ]
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✦Not really! I think we sorta... lost the ability to observe colours? So everything is in shades of lightless and darkless.✦ ✦The only reason I was able to recognize THAT shade is because I saw it once, like- In the sky? It was weird.✦
. . . It’s a colour— You have no colour where you live?
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✦That's a real cool Halloween costume, Zip! You even have that fancy weird shade i saw called Red!✦
[ 🎃 ] HAPPY HALLOWEEN! While I was gone, I spent soooo long on this halloween costume! Isn’t it adorable!?
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✦Oh, you've smoked before? Huh. I... Don't actually how to react to that. Maybe it's because of the drugs. Well, it's atleast good that you're trying to quit.✦ ✦Wouldn't want you to become addicted to EVERY substance ever, like that one church lady in a weird forest I saw.✦
No thanks, I’m trying to quit.
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✦In my experience, the universe really doesn't seem to care about when we've had enough.✦
[🦇] "...Universe, why can't I have just ONE moment of FUCKING PEACE..."
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✦My 7 trillion chips and two Connors, fetch me Fen's soul!✦
You have $100 to defeat FEN. Spend it wisely. What will your team look like
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✦Actually scratch that, one Anova and four Connors so she can quadruple wield them, and then One Snake man, and THEN 7 trillion Chips.✦
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✦I didn't mean anything bad by it! Just that... Y'know... Your mom HAS likely killed students before, and...✦ ✦...I can tell this isn't helping. If you want you can have one. I'm like, 99% sure these aren't actually harmful, based on what Loop said.✦
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✦Heh, I would've liked to see that. Same thing happened when I called them awkward once.✦ ✦I do have other blunts that Loop gave me, though.✦ ✦Although Thavel is probably the LAST person you'd want something weed. Maybe she'd get mad and make you lose one eye, like me.✦
Aw, I wish Loop would give me one to hand my ma! I made them go home crying though.
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✦. . . !✦ ✦. . .✦ ✦. . .✦
. . . Okay, little loopling! Here’s a tip— DIE!
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✦Pretty cool, right, Zip? Magic Doobie made by universe.✦
. . . What the fuckkkk…?
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[Siffrin almost immediately pulled from underneath their poncho a second blunt, but didn't light it yet.] ✦Eh, don't worry. I can always just loop back to before I smoked it. Besides, according to Loop they made these using Wish Craft, so I doubt they're harmful.✦
Your chances of lung cancer, that’s what! [ Zip smacked the cigarette out of their hand ]
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✦Siffrin, The Traveler.✦ retweeted
Replying to @zipthbest_
( out of ALL people to be against smoking😭 )
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✦Hmmm... Nope! I've seen other people who are capable of switching their emotions around faster than that, little Dragonling!✦ ✦And besides, we've already established that I'm practically made to get on people's nerves, why are you so shocked?✦
Almost?! It is! Asshole…
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✦I have like. ONE silver coin to my name man.✦
*Pokes at you* Buy me a monster *Pokes at you* Buy me a monster *Pokes at you* Buy me a monster *Pokes at you* Buy me a monster *Pokes at you* Buy me a monster Can I have a monster now?
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✦Damn, you beat up a god? Badass. Technically I've met the Change God and they pissed me off a bit, but I didn't get a chance to fight 'em. Plus they were a friend of one of my allies, so it wouldn't feel right.✦ ✦How's that blunt doing for you, by the way?✦
🍦: yeeup. But I was able to beat him up later on. It was fun…
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