Reclaimer and Forerunner

The clankers are killing each other dark forest style

In 2005, a World of Warcraft raid group planned their attack and calculated a 32.33% survival chance. Leeroy Jenkins had stepped away to reheat chicken. He returned, ignored the plan, yelled his name, charged in alone, and wiped the group. Video quotes: “Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.” “At least I have chicken.” The clip was a staged reenactment by the PALS FOR LIFE guild. It spread widely online, got referenced in South Park, How I Met Your Mother, and a military journal, and Blizzard added Leeroy Jenkins as an NPC. The name became slang for reckless actions that ruin plans. The real player, Ben Schulz, repairs industrial lighting.

You’ll be remembered for how Chinese you were, how Japanese you became, and how Jewish you will become.