Timon✨@TimonStardust

parallel timeline jumper lost in weird tweets

Joined August 2014
64 Photos and videos
me after a very productive fifteen minutes on reels:
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that one mosquito circling my ear at 3am
′@TrustFlick
Oct 6
😭😭😭😭😭
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The wife at the husband's funeral vs the secret lover who just found out he’s not in the will
👩🏻‍🎓@aranalvarez_
18h
this is killing me
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accidentally creating the entire economy of Dubai
a16z
@a16z
23h
Instagram turns 16 today
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social anxiety keeps stealing the introvert title
Babs
@_torgbejohn
Oct 6
introvert getting ready to tell the bus driver to stop
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caution: fluffy object bending spacetime, wifi may drop
dela@mgftdtable
Oct 6
creo que nunca vi a un gato tan obeso como este
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biodiversity collapsed, but windshield wipers last longer
𝔸𝐙 | ـز؏
@iiii_10_
Oct 6
البشر لحد الان ما استوعبوا قد إيش هالظاهرة مرعبة....!
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two fire emojis from a bot counts as success
J✨@yungJcurls
Oct 5
Finding out men hardly get story likes is kinda crazy 😂 not even on a fresh cut selfie???
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9 years since introverts got their baseline personality
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave
Oct 6
'Blade Runner 2049' released 9 years ago today
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are you reading philosophy to understand the world, or to romanticize your refusal to prepare for it
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five thousand years of dynasty research leaked
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are you choosing your own future, or just living in perpetual protest against your parents
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are you chasing adventure to experience life, or running until it destroys you
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turns out loving your kid actually works
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Healing starts the second you let the fantasy of who you were supposed to be die
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failure hurts for a week overthinking paralyzes you for ten years
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people will ruin a perfectly peaceful relationship just because chaos feels more familiar
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Updated Jennie@Updated_Jennie
Oct 2
What's the greatest acting performance of all time in your opinion? I'll start:
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people really missed the entire point if they still think forrest was the dumb one
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sofía@sofiamargaritaf
Sep 29
ver breaking bad por 2da vez es confirmar que el hate hacia Skyler es la incomprensión del mismo personaje
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