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The amount of effort I put forth when asked to do something while I play Ocarina of Time.
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It is insane to me that this is what it looks like on handheld…
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No Man’s Sky is now available on iOS. Here it is on my iPad. I ran it from default settings and tried it out in 60FPS at ultra settings near the end. Honestly, not bad for a mobile version of the universe you can keep in your pocket.
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Not every game needs to be a hundred miles an hour. Sometimes I just want a pretty village and time to pick my next attack. Final Fantasy Resonance gets the appeal.
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I thought Star Wars Outlaws was going to be absolute hot dog water. Then I played it on Switch 2 and changed my mind. Here’s my full review.
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10 years ago I watched the Switch reveal and for the first time since the GameCube I was actually excited about a Nintendo console. Now the Switch 2 is my main gaming device, and the way things are going, I think it stays that way for the next few years. Where were you when it dropped?
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I’m nearing completion of Star Wars Outlaws on the Switch 2, and I have to say it’s a lot better than I was expecting it to be. The Switch 2 handles it like a stallion too.
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The short open world bit in Call of Duty MW4 is actually pretty great.
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The new CoD on Switch 2 looks insane. I captured this on handheld mode.
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Someone built a custom Portal 2 level just to propose… and let GLaDOS handle the big moment. Out of every option, they picked the murderous AI. We're closer to this than you think.
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I came back to WoW with World of Warcraft: Forever, for the world I remembered. It feels like retail was all just a bad nightmare.
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Diablo IV on Switch 2 is exactly the sort of thing I wanted this console for. Big, gloomy adventures I can play in bed. My early impressions, questionable fashion choices, and three trips to Hell's admissions desk. Full video attached.
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5 years of dreams. 5 years of memes. #MyXAnniversary
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And so it begins…
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Valheim makes me nostalgic for a place I've never been. It sent me to slay mythical beasts. I got distracted building a port. My first 20 hours playing solo on Nintendo Switch 2: questionable boss tactics, a very square house, and some goblin men who threw rocks at me. Full review below.
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Valheim’s aesthetic is underrated, the coloring and lighting is insane
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Comments like these 🄹
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I let Nintendo Direct rumors write the menu. Then I got served a bun. There were cool games. My expectations just came with extra sauce.
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Ocarina of Time taught me what adventure could feel like. I want this remake to change the face, not the heart. My full Zelda presentation reaction: childhood nostalgia, remake worries, and Benji attacking the green screen. What part of Ocarina has stayed with you?
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I quit Cyberpunk 2077 twice. Switch 2 brought me back. Portability helped. Changing how I played—and finally caring about Night City’s people—made me stay. My full review, featuring a deeply questionable ripperdoc.
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New Zelda kinda looks like a fish
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When AI changes a character’s face, who gets to direct the frame? More realism is still an artistic choice. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Flying carpets should be part of combat, not just transport. My take on Mizan’s trailer—not hands-on impressions. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Houses, businesses, jobs, romance, family, and a proper ability tree: Fable is keeping the life-fantasy systems that helped make Albion feel like somewhere you could belong, not merely another map to clear.
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Warlock needs magic that changes the world, not just a prettier damage number. Preview analysis, not hands-on. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Fable’s physical performances and cinematography look impressive. The facial animation feels flatter by comparison—and in a character-driven fairy tale, those faces need to carry emotional weight.
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Fable needs its systems to collide. Morality, reputation and consequences matter as much as combat. Preview analysis, not hands-on. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Elden Ring on Switch 2: my first impressions from my own time in the Lands Between. Personal impressions, not a benchmark. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Albion looks whimsical, busy, and genuinely inviting in Fable’s latest trailer. The real test is whether those taverns, streets, and wandering NPCs feel as alive when we’re actually playing.
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I developed some basic video editing software with @ChatGPT having complete control with MCP tools, while also handling the entirety of distribution and in two weeks I’ve made 100 subscribers. Sure it’s not hundreds of thousands, but the point is that it all just works end-to-end. I don’t even have access to Astra yet so I can only imagine what’s to come.
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Elden Ring has builds, routes, and replayability. It also lets me create Gluteus Kekius Cheek Smasher, which is a strong argument for starting again. What is your most cursed character? Music: Woodroom Dreams. #EldenRing
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The best version of a game is sometimes the one you actually want to pick up. Here is why I prefer Elden Ring handheld on Switch 2. Personal impressions, not a benchmark. Music: Woodroom Dreams. #EldenRing #NintendoSwitch2
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Video games are art. Elden Ring is Exhibit A. Its world, atmosphere, and stories hiding in item descriptions make exploring feel like more than clearing a checklist. Music: Woodroom Dreams. #EldenRing
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Fable’s ā€œstyle weavingā€ lets you move between melee, ranged weapons, and magic during combos. The trailer’s combat looks functional—but the morality systems, characters, and world may be doing more of the heavy lifting.
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I kept saying ā€œGot ’emā€ after every kill in the Modern Warfare 4 beta, so the phrase demanded its own montage. #CallOfDuty #ModernWarfare4 #NintendoSwitch2
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Elden Ring trusts you to get lost, pay attention, and figure things out. I like that freedom—even when it is kicking my teeth in. What made the game click for you? Music: Woodroom Dreams. #EldenRing #NintendoSwitch2
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Your Xbox disc is digital. Do you actually own it? Lending, resale and offline access still matter. Supported-game limits apply. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Modern Warfare 4 feels really good on Switch 2. Naturally, I used that tactical advantage to browse a convenience store and inspect a restaurant. #CallOfDuty #ModernWarfare4 #NintendoSwitch2
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ cross-save may be the Switch 2 version’s killer feature. Ubisoft Connect lets the same save follow you between PS5 and portable play. Enable it before splitting time between systems. Full review: youtu.be/EbS0flnmSL8
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I definitely did not die once in Elden Ring. Please ignore the fat roll, boss deaths, Tree Sentinel, falling scream, failed never-die technique, and enemies chewing my bones for dinner. The editor has been instructed accordingly. #EldenRing #NintendoSwitch2
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MW4 had me swapping armor plates like they might rescue my run. They did not. Thirty deaths in thirty minutes—an efficient way to destroy a K/D ratio. Do armor plates help, or add one more thing to panic about? Full review: youtu.be/OqAZxNjiNHk Music: omuti via Suno.
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Warlock is promising a deliberately minimal map: landmarks, rumors, multiple routes, and new magical abilities instead of an icon checklist. If Invoke pulls that off, Darkon could be worth genuinely exploring. Full breakdown: youtu.be/h5yt4wU01Ek
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MW4 on Switch 2: campaign and multiplayer left very different impressions. My beta footage; the beta has ended. Recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows gives its side activities a reason to exist. Kofuns, forest paths, and kata reward Knowledge Points that feed your build instead of merely filling a checklist. Full Switch 2 review: youtu.be/EbS0flnmSL8
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Glute Cheeksmasher tries fat-rolling, challenges his first boss, fights the Tree Sentinel, invents the ancestral horse-circle technique, and discovers Benjamin has been chewing his bones for dinner. A flawless Elden Ring run. #EldenRing #NintendoSwitch2
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MW4 starts with a South Korean facility assault, then piles on explosions, underwater chaos, fire, rooftop combat—and briefly turns into Assassin’s Creed. Would you play a full campaign like this? Full review: youtu.be/OqAZxNjiNHk Music: omuti via Suno.
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DLSS 5 experiments are interesting. They are not finished-game benchmarks or proof of official support. Unofficial mods; recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Kaatri’s patron in Warlock is Tasha: archmage, demonologist, Witch Queen, and an extremely suspicious person to owe a magical debt. Invoke still hasn’t revealed the price of the pact. Full breakdown: youtu.be/h5yt4wU01Ek
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Is Switch 2 worth $500? Console price and bundle savings are two different questions. U.S. Sept 1 pricing; recorded Aug 28. Full episode: youtu.be/SWnTRAt2gRc Music: Circuit Rain Study by omuti (Suno).
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Naoe and Yasuke make Assassin’s Creed Shadows feel like two different games. Pick Naoe for speed and infiltration; pick Yasuke when you want to walk through the front door. Full Switch 2 review: youtu.be/EbS0flnmSL8
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You can buy the disc. You can pay more for the console. But how much control do you actually get? Xbox ownership, Switch 2 prices, and DLSS 5 in this week’s gaming news. Full episode below. Recorded August 28. The Modern Warfare 4 beta has ended.
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Qualified sharpshooter, terrible Call of Duty aim. The Switch 2 Pro Controller felt excellent, and HD Rumble gave the weapons satisfying feedback. Real shooting skills: useless in FPS games, or is my aim cursed? Full review: youtu.be/OqAZxNjiNHk Music: omuti via Suno.
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Warlock wants D&D spells to be more than combat buttons. Invoke says magic will shape traversal, exploration, and environmental problem-solving too. That systemic toolbox is the exciting part. Full breakdown: youtu.be/h5yt4wU01Ek
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Turok Origins has dinosaurs, aliens, co-op shooting, and DNA-powered abilities—so yes, it has my attention. It’s delayed to spring 2027, though. The real question: meaningful Turok revival, or another co-op shooter with a familiar name? #TurokOrigins #NintendoSwitch2
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows generally holds up in combat on Switch 2. The cracks show elsewhere: longer loads and occasional temporary model or cloth glitches while the game catches up. Full review: youtu.be/EbS0flnmSL8
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Elden Ring’s character creator gave me enough freedom to create Glute Cheeksmasher—and then punish every facial slider until he became magnificently cursed. The ā€œHandsome Gluteā€ visual is a stylized AI gag; gameplay and commentary are authentic. #EldenRing #NintendoSwitch2
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MW4’s Switch 2 campaign looked mostly crisp, with obvious upscaling softness. I didn’t notice frame drops; I believe it targets 30 FPS. That’s firsthand observation, not a benchmark. Full review: youtu.be/OqAZxNjiNHk Music: omuti via Suno.
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This is FFXIV running docked on Switch 2 in one of Limsa Lominsa’s busiest spots. Other players take a few seconds to load in, but once the plaza fills out, the game stays remarkably steady. I didn’t notice any frame drops here.
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Stage Tour looks like the Guitar Hero revival I’ve wanted: 90+ licensed songs, full-band play, and dedicated physical instruments planned for Switch 2. I’m here for it—though my wallet may not be. Launches December 10. #StageTour #NintendoSwitch2 #Gamescom
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Call of Duty MW4 running on switch 2 on Starbucks WiFi. No issues… well except for maybe a skill issue.
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Warlock is announced for PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, and Epic in 2027. Switch 2? Still not announced—but it’s exactly the kind of systemic action game I’d want portable. Full breakdown: youtu.be/h5yt4wU01Ek
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Fable is ditching the universal good-versus-evil meter for witnessed actions and local reputations. Different NPCs can judge the same behavior differently—and that sounds much more interesting than one morality slider.
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Most real-time construction timers annoy me. No Man's Sky is the exception. The wait gives me permission to explore, run missions, or work on my base—then return to a world that kept moving without me. That rhythm fits Switch 2 surprisingly well.
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1001 Threads of Mizan was my favorite new-game discovery at Gamescom. It’s a one-to-three-player action-adventure inspired by 1001 Nights and Arabian mythology: flying carpets, enormous jinn, exploration, combat, and drop-in co-op. Planned for 2027.
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MW4’s campaign beta surprised me on Switch 2. The image gets soft in docked mode, but it’s absolutely playable—and worth checking out if Switch 2 is where you prefer to play. Full review: youtu.be/OqAZxNjiNHk Music: omuti via Suno.
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Baby’s first Elden Ring. I swear it’s like I’ve never played a FromSoftware title
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Bro this DLSS upscaling is insane
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10 minutes of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 single-player beta gameplay on Nintendo Switch 2. No commentary, no music—just the original game audio. Played docked; 1080p/30 fps describes the capture output, not internal rendering or a benchmark. Pre-release footage.
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Warlock isn’t translating tabletop D&D into another Baldur’s Gate 3. Combat is real-time: no dice rolls, traditional party, or spell-slot management driving the action. Creative D&D magic, without needing your group’s rules lawyer. youtu.be/h5yt4wU01Ek
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation is launching on Switch 2 in spring 2027 on the same day as every other confirmed platform. That matters. Nintendo’s new hardware is starting to look like part of the main third-party launch plan—not the late port.
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Say what you want about Assassin’s Creed Shadows—I’m still impressed this game looks this good on my little Switch 2.
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows isn’t the prettiest on Switch 2—but it may be the version I’ll actually play. Portability changed the decision for me. Which platform would you choose? Full review: youtu.be/EbS0flnmSL8
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I think FFXIV probably does crafting better than every other MMO. Every profession feels like its own class, gets its own gear sets, and makes you actively participate through this little minigame whenever you craft. It’s so much fun.
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Replying to @Helloimmorgan
The only thirsty I am is for this thicc pumpkin spice double shot. Cheers šŸ»
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What I'm playing this week: • Skyrim: fought necromancers, got lost. • Oblivion: met trolls, accidentally entered a turn-based RPG. • No Man's Sky: found an ugly little rodent thing. Oh—and a giant squid. What are you playing?
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Oh, the places you’ll go on Switch 2: ancient Japan, alien worlds, forgotten Nordic ruins, and the back streets of Cyrodiil—all on one portable device. I don’t think I’ll ever stop being impressed by how much variety fits in this little thing.
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The Witcher 3's dedicated Switch 2 remaster launches September 29—and owners of the original Switch version get the upgrade free. Easily my biggest Switch 2 announcement from Gamescom Opening Night Live.
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Gamescom made one thing clear: the Switch 2 is already being treated like a current-gen platform. The Witcher 3 Remastered, Final Fantasy VII Revelation, 1001 Threads of Mizan, Stage Tour, Turok Origins—and plenty more. Here’s what stood out to me.
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Gamescom is bringing Fable, Gears of War: E-Day, FFVII Revelation and The Witcher 3: Songs of the Past. Meanwhile console prices keep climbing, and FFXIV's Rising gives new Switch 2 players a way into one of the MMO's oldest traditions. #GamingNews
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A poisonous planet. An almost transparent giant squid. Some deeply unfortunate space rodents. No Man’s Sky is very good at turning ā€œI’ll explore for ten minutesā€ into an entire story—and that is exactly why I like it on Switch 2.
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I bounced off No Man’s Sky near launch because its universe felt enormous without feeling lived in. On Switch 2, the story, settlements, base building, and real-time timers finally gave me reasons to care where I was. This is why the game finally clicked for me.
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Bro, how am I this bad at parkour… Game looks phenomenal on Nintendo Switch 2 though.
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I really enjoy No Man’s Sky on Switch 2. Carrying an entire universe around feels miraculous. But man, I’d gladly give the loading screen a few extra seconds if it meant the planet didn’t have to finish assembling itself around me afterward. It does this on most startups.
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Oblivion Remastered on Switch 2 sent me back to Skyrim. Not because Oblivion is bad—having both games portable is absurd—but one gloriously unstable troll fight reminded me why Skyrim’s world keeps pulling me into adventures I never planned. Which one would you choose?
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Oblivion Remastered on Switch 2 briefly becomes a turn-based RPG. Very considerate of it to give me time to think. That pause isn’t an edit—the screen actually froze.
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Final Fantasy XIV on Switch 2 isn’t impressive because it’s old. It’s impressive because the whole MMO now fits on hardware the size of a tablet—and portability has changed how I play. Quick crafting. Docked MSQ sessions. The world fits into the gaps now.
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Oblivion on Switch 2 is good news wrapped in a rough port. Interiors can look great; outside, frame drops are frequent—even docked. A repeatable crash forced me to abandon the Kvatch gate. Buy it for portable Oblivion, not as the definitive version.
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