Ali • Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian
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Surely there must be some circumstance where putting a Q-tip in your ear is actually encouraged
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The great thing about opinions is that some people think I’m awesome while others are wrong
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I bought two honeycrisp apples this weekend and they’ve made me the happiest woman alive
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Alison Burke retweeted
at my appointment waiting for my mom to answer when the doctor asks me what’s been going on
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