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Found my husband’s alt
My wife is profoundly incompetent at her job of managing our home. That incompetence brings an incredible amount of stress and misery to our household.
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I hate people who act like this.
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Bitch you better stop saying my name like you know me. You not beating shit. The only thing you gone beat is yo uncircumcised ass dick. Now pipe down cuz you ain’t no untamed Guerrilla
Santeria, sweetie.. I will beat the dog shit out you
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Replying to @COOLunderPressa
Not inviting yo big ahh over
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Thought it was okpa
First orange shark ever found off the coast of Costa Rica Scientists in Costa Rica discovered an orange shark with completely white eyes, a never before documented combination believed to result from rare pigmentation conditions [via/ StraightArrowNews]
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Apologize to my ops
If you got shot 15 times and survive that what’s your first move once you get out the hospital?
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I remember I asked my rich cousin for some advice he asked me ‘do you text women first?’ I said yes.. he said ‘it’s a stupid idea’.
Having hoes is a scam cause you gotta pretend to care about the ins and outs of their lives n I can only do that for so long
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Kang-in Lee
Now that Messi has retired, who is the closest player to his profile stylistically in world football?
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This joint so hard go listen to it
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Fiero Vazquez u deserved to lose for that haircut
📲🎥 BOXING: Abdullah Mason the Ghanaian American, is the youngest world champion now after knocking out his opponent in round 2.. This fight was dangerous from round one. 😭😭
Community note
Abdullah Mason won the WBO lightweight title by unanimous decision over 12 rounds vs Sam Noakes in November 2025, not by round-2 knockout. The video is his November 2024 TKO win over Yohan Vasquez; he is American, born in Ohio, with no documented Ghanaian heritage. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_… boxingnews24.com/2024/11/boxing…
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I really don’t care about Messi and Ronaldo last matches for their country.. what I’m looking forward to is their last match period. They ruined football discourse and made a generation of fans mentally ill.
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He was 66 being messy.
If @rihanna is dating @chrisbrown again then she has a death wish. A beater is always a beater--just watch!
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happy national boyfriends day to the biggest!! my man my man my man 💙🦦
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They've won nothing. They are a failure as a sports team. They are a football club. Not a bank.
In the past 10 years, Brighton have grown their revenue from around £24m to £222m. Sold their best players. Recruited well. Rebuilt. Improved. Grew again. No crying about the rules. No moaning that the system is against them. Just smart recruitment and good decisions. Respect
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“Nigga still trash”
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Nigga see a good looking woman and the first thing he thinks about is paying lol i hate you
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Forget the fact that Germany drew with Greece. Klopp's imprint on this team is so apparent, and his ability to instil a counter-press as strong as it is, after such a short time, is to be admired.
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‘I Bet’.. one of the best music videos ever too
Best Ciara song but you aren’t allowed say Goodies, 1, 2 Step, Promise, Body Party or Level Up
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Oh the NBA games are pre season? Goofy
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High school level, emotionally dwarfed shenanigans…exhibit A the reaping of what you sow laying up recklessly with no cares in the world. Not a good look at all.
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