If you’re my babe and you dress up like this for a date night before I’m done dressing, best believe we’re doing one round before heading out for the night.
Pulling this typa gown up and slipping it in >>>>>
Men go dey date babe wey dey final year or dey do NYSC and dey go dey wonder why the babe no fit buy them phone. Where she wan see the money? Person wey never fit chop 3 square meals.
I can’t even say you’re lying. I’ve met someone like this too.
Na she Dey carry me chop life like say na she be the “boyfriend” for the relationship 😂. Very wonderful person with a decent job.
I think men should just go with women from decent backgrounds and with a job.
It’s officially fall, which means that whores who racked up 10 bodies over the summer are looking for nice guys to take them on romantic dates to apple orchards and pumpkin patches
Having a kind heart does not mean everyone earns access to it. You can be good and still choose who gets close. Protecting your heart does not make it any less good.
Good morning Mutuals and have a great day ahead
I was petting a dog and the owner said "Do you wanna see her puppy in the car?"
And I'm like "fuck yeah I do!!!"
So we walked to her car and OMG the puppy was so cute. Then I thought to myself Damn...did I really just follow a stranger to her car cuz she she had a puppy 🤔🤣
I updated my name on my BVN, all the banks expect me to come physically to change my name at their branch but on my OPay they just needed me to click a button on the app, they checked my bvn and updated it themselves.