“I took the pregnancy test to the doctor.”
He looked at it, looked at me, and said, “Congratulations.”
I almost fainted.
Then he laughed and said, “Relax, I’m joking.”
That’s when I remembered my friend who is so scared of pregnancy that whenever she meets a man, she asks first:
“Are you fertile?”
At this point, even romance needs a medical clearance. 😂