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Grand Rapids, MI
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Cock Womble 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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This star wars comedy is never not funny
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The internet has won again 🤣🤣🤣
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As usual, the British press is doing the work that the American press should be doing.
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This is the most redneck reaction to a storm.
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I’d like to reiterate how difficult it is to have granola infected with salmonella. It’s even more difficult than chili peppers, and no, it’s not “foreign producers” that are the problem. It’s quality control and standards not being enforced.
The FDA has announced a recall on granola sold nationwide over potential salmonella contamination.
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Following Frank’s passing, ZZ Top has canceled its upcoming shows in Salt Lake City and Colorado Springs. The band will resume The Big One! Tour this weekend with two dates at Austin City Limits, one of Frank’s favorite venues in a city he considered a second home.
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A girl made a casino for her cat She built a real slot machine that dispenses a treat if the cat wins — now the fluffy one is literally hooked on “spins”. A gambling cat — trouble for the household.
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Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts. The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.
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It's no coincidence that we live in an era that is spitting out billionaires while the average person is struggling harder and harder to be able to survive. Money out of politics. Money in pockets. Medicare for All.
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Donald Trump is not himself the disease of our politics. He's just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows corporations, special interests, and billionaires to buy and sell politicians to rig the system against us. It's the reason we pay more for the stuff we gotta buy, get paid less for the work we do, and watch as our tax dollars buy bombs and tanks for other countries rather than schools and healthcare for our own. If we're serious about taking it on, we need to get money out of politics, put money in your pockets, and pass Medicare for All.
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Abolish the filibuster.
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You deserve guaranteed healthcare in the richest, most powerful country in the world. Don't let a corporation or a corporate-bought politician tell you otherwise. Pass Medicare for All.
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This is too accurate: 😭
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Cats. Trump jokes. Can’t go wrong. 😻#SmokeFleet
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Andy Serkis reading Trump's tweets in Gollum's voice is the best thing you'll see on social media today.
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