He/Him. Lover of spooky movies/books, ttrpg's, magic, fantasy, and writing adventures for D&D 5e.

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For everyone else seeing that @AcademyMuseum recreated the original Blair Witch website and getting super frustrated because there's no link... It's because there is no link. It's a purely self-contained physical exhibit on a computer. I'm so tired of people who cover such content not providing a link or at least explaining why there is no link. You can find a copy of the site restored by the original filmmakers here: haxan.com/blairwitch YOU'RE. FUCKING. WELCOME.

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Twitter is a nazi-laden cesspit, and the comments on Dean's post are a case study in sociopathy. MAGA p3do supporters went so far as to steal the identity of a minor girl to construct a fake rape allegation, and they're reveling in being rape apologists themselves
Right wing twitter has decided to peddle a false rape allegation against me all over the time line. This allegation originates from a FAKE TikTok account named “Emily”, this account stole the identity of a minor from Australia to pretend to be a girl. MAGA knows NO low.
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Tom was my college roommate. He was a crazy drug addict back then, probably now too. Often came home to find him passed out after doing lines of oxy. One time the cops came to retrieve an Xbox he'd gotten from a kid in exchange for drugs. Tom threw it down the stairs instead
Nineteen months after he received a presidential pardon for his actions on Jan. 6, 2021, Amherst resident Thomas F. Sibick is back in trouble with the law. buffalonews.com/news/local/a…
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Please donate to the gofundme if you can, and DON'T read the comments on this if you value your sanity or blood pressure
Hey y'all, please consider donating and sharing the story of Helena, who was taken by ICE. Be Good People.
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Reminder that a @BuffaloNYPolice officer was just caught on video open mouth dad sleeping in his squad car while on duty, parked outside a local dispensary, and the department has made zero statements
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The State Department said ​it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
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It's true. I wished for this. With OBSESSION (@obsessionmovie) now available on Digital at home, Freaky Nikki found my address and sent over a One Wish Willow care package. I've got ONE DIGITAL CODE for Obsession to GIVE AWAY. RT this tweet and YOU will be entered to win!
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Gene Simmons was born in Israel and in 2023 told bill maher that he loves Benjamin Netanyahu and agrees with everything he does politically. Check out the podcast we made about them
Do you want to rock and roll all night and party every day? Boy do we have a band for you. Today we explore and hate on KISS. We watched their movie, listened to their music, and explored their personal ethos. KISS bravely asks “What if capitalism was a band?” 🔗 below
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TITAN A.E. IS ON TUBI. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. YES DON BLUTH AND YOUR CAST OF EXCLUSIVELY TWINKS AND/OR BEARS YOU CAN TAKE ME HIGHER
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I like talking to strangers in public, it can be fun and it might make that person's day better. But the sense of entitlement the chuds have in these comments is wild. Nobody owes you their time or social battery power, and getting upset because folks wear ear buds is insane
I don’t think people were meant to be bombarded with so much stimulus all the time. A grocery store with carts rattling, and the worst top 40 songs from the last 25 years blaring, all while bathed in fluorescent light, is a very unpleasant environment. If people need to listen to a playlist or a podcast to get through it without raising their blood pressure, I think that’s fine.
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Hokum is great. Go see it in theaters. It's worth it.
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In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.
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The Luddite Movement wasn't anti-technology. It was a workers movement against the replacement of skilled laborers with machines that produced lower-quality items but could do so cheaply. The anti-tech reframing is one of the best examples of successful anti-worker propaganda
Replying to @TaylorLorenz
Luddite thinking is so irritating, and the conspiratorial arguments emerge like clockwork around every major new technology. It's the same paranoia, talking points, and doomerism on a loop.
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I'll send you a One Wish Willow. All you need to do is follow me & RT this. Will pick one winner & send this weekend. onewishwillow.com/
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A student athlete disarmed and restrained a school shooter only to be shot by a cop within seconds of him arriving on scene. After he was told he could face criminal charges by the students attorney he responded, "Think I give a fuck what you n*ggrs think? I’ll shoot you too!" atlantablackstar.com/2025/12…
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This budget would kill hundreds of thousands of Americans, and MAGA would still worship at the altar of Trump
BREAKING: Trump’s 2027 budget is out, and it’s a DISASTER for the American people. Here’s what it contains. -Cuts $240 million from the McGovern-Dole Food for Education -Program. -fully eliminates the Job Corps, which provides free education and vocational training for young Americans -A $5 BILLION cut to the National Health Institute, which guts our research into curing deadly diseases -fully eliminates the Food for Peace program -$73 billion cut from housing, education, and climate programs -Cuts the EPA’s budget by HALF -Guts NASA by 23% -Cuts nearly $5 billion from USA -Cuts $354 million from historically Black colleges and universities -Cuts $204.5 million for the Community Development Financial Institutions fund, which stimulates growth in economically disadvantaged communities -Cut $10.7 billion for housing -Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs -Cancel $15 billion for clean energy -Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water -Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training -Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department -Eliminate $395 million for senior employment -Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants -Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy All to pay for $1.5 TRILLION for the military, including money to build 41 obsolete battleships. This is the most regressive, anti-people, pro-war budget ever proposed. It is a horrifying, deeply evil document that hangs the American people out to dry and funnels all our taxpayer dollars into the pockets of arms dealers and blood profiteers. We cannot allow it to pass.
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Replying to @j_fishback
Another option is not vote for you.
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Replying to @scrowder
You're so dumb, man, it's crazy.
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