Tony Patelis@TonyPatelis

I have a pet coyote. I watch 100 hours of college basketball a week. Pete Gillen is a friend. I drink Yoo-hoo. Erik Haslam is a deranged mutant.

 Boston, MA
Joined January 2012
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Dayton showed everyone last night that the Atlantic10 is a disease.
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NEBRASKA.
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Just saw Andy Katz. He didn't say hello.
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Archie Miller sighting.
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Just walked into Mohegan Sun. Haven't seen a single Providence fan. Rough scene.
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Mizzou lost to an Atlantic10 team last night.
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Fredrick Kristian Hoiberg coaches basketball today. WATCH AND LEARN.
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Woke up thinking about Valpo.
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Queens is a DEAD BODY. Call the morgue.
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Imagine losing to Valpo at home and thinking you're a serious basketball program.
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I am watching Michigan/UConn. I am STANDING.
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UMass vs Boston College broke my television.
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I hope Keno Davis is at Mohegan tomorrow.
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Weekly hate rankings NOW. 1.@QUCoachGrant 2.@haslametrics 3.@AMFKristensen 4.@CJMordock 5.@margo19aa 6.@raiderup101 7.@FriarsCapital 8.@KentBlue30 9.@HurleyMania 10.@Frosty20103 11.@GrantShouse11 12.@coleadamss 13.@sal7864 14.@madeformarch 15.@JonathanLidskin
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16.@tapnorris 17.@KeaneyBlueBlood 18.@nlorensensports 19.@DalyDoseOfHoops 20.@MarkAStouffer 21.@Gaelforce80 22.@jennifer40iu 23.@RobertGunther3 24.@801bracketology 25.@kjmac111
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It's Cheesecake Factory Friday. Act accordingly.
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What Erik is trying to tell you is he got the score wrong again.
Erik Haslam
@haslametrics
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What Tony is trying to say is that Creighton went #AnalyticallyFinal on Le Moyne at the 18:55 mark with a 59-20 lead.
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Twister is on Paramount Network. You're welcome.
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Le Moyne has died. A dead body. Call the morgue.
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