How your gf looks at you when you ask for head in the backrooms
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More like 28 Beers Later
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Frankenstein is the scariest monster because he’s Jewish
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A black woman called me King on the elevator today. Do I get to say it now?
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Babe Ruth the greatest baseball player of all time and his much less popular brother, Rape Buth
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Going to Chinatown is like lifting up a rock
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Brian retweeted
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Sus ahhh cop car
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Replying to @TonySimprano
Heavy is the hand that holds the cup, much like heavy is the head that thinks about dave blunts.
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Sprained my neck thinking about Dave Blunts
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There’s a message here, I don’t know where though
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The Substance? Yeah I think I saw that one time, it was lying around in my underpants
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Got working man hands now so I only wear Carhartt
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I’ve held my tongue long enough… Having a grotesquely long torso has made buying shirts a waking nightmare
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Replying to @TonySimprano
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For those that are slow, this is clearly a fake bot account made by Indian people
BRIAN WON #WINNING GO BRIAN BUDDIES! GET DAT PEDER PAL PUSSY PAYMENT @TonySimprano , i am like so proud of you babe you made it ! #fishtanklive | #CKTANK | #fishtankdotlive
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Teaser for Episode 8 of "The Rez TKF Podcast" ft. Deputy Brian @TonySimprano I'm adding some finishing touches to the episode so it will take another sleepless night or two to finish as I want it to be perfect for you all. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive #fishtankliveupdate
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I need the next Despicable Me to be the minions getting a couple riding mowers and a trailer hitch and starting a landscaping business
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Starting a new business
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