Meine Gedanken zur Übergangslösung #fcbayern #heynckes #nagelsmann Read: tl.gd/n_1sq7tsg

„Unter Einfluss von synthetischen Betäubungsmitteln…“ also unter Drogeneinfluss…Doppelmoral ich hör dir trapsen

today's finance tip: accumulate a diversified portfolio of bonds.

He's the head coach of the Green Bay Packers, and one of his players just said in court that he takes "full responsibility" for criminal battery against a woman. I would expect more than just "Whoops, things happen!"

The South Beach Packers strike again

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Was für ne Ego-/Shit gerade…verleiht den Pokal #esparg

Viel Text und trotzdem nur heiße Luft und völlig am Thema vorbei. Spahn ist Fraktionsvorsitzender der größten Partei, der maßgeblich daran beteiligt war, dass Leihmutterschaften generell verboten sind, privat ist ihm das aber egal, sowas nennt man mind. einen Heuchler

OMG Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million Because he raped her Because he's a rapist

He still doesn't get that it wasn't about Balogun. Nobody cares about Balogun. He's bang average. It was about the sport. A sport that this world cup has already tarnished with "Powerade hydration breaks" and will continue to tarnish with a pedophile presenting the trophy. It was about the rules of the game. Things crafted over decades. Being thrown away because the aforementioned pedophile threatened the President of FIFA and forced them to A) Make a completely unprecedented decision. B) Lie to cover it up. C) Force the rest of the world to listen to and read the dumbest takes imaginable. As well as laughable bullshit about section 27, VAR not being applied properly, "bang bang plays" and all manner of stupidity from a bunch of people who won't watch another game until 2030, or in some cases until we are all unfortunate enough to have to suffer through another World Cup held in America.

“Sir, can U.S. Soccer appeal the red card?” “No, they cannot.” “So how is Folarin Balogun cleared to play?” “Nobody knows.”

Die offene Korruption in der FIFA ist schon erstaunlich 🤷‍♂️ Sowas hat es meines Wissens nach noch nie gegeben…Aber klar, für Trump macht man alles Hoffentlich zerstören die Belgier die USA espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/4…

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

Ich brauche ne Krankschreibung bis Ende Merz

Wieviele Milliarden hätten wir in Deutschland sparen können, wenn Jens Spahn das ein oder andere Mal einfach im Bett geblieben wär.

US football fans: “Var in soccer is crazy! Prohibits me from liking the sport!” Also US football fans: “Well you see it’s not a catch because he didn’t make a football move and if you zoom in you can see that the WR’s toe grazed a blade of grass, so it’s obviously a touchback.”

I think the people who think offside is a dumb rule should play a 90 minute 11v11 match as a defender with no offsides, and report back with their findings

QUIT TRYING TO FIX SOCCER!!! The most popular sport in the world is having a generational tournament and doesn’t need fixing. Offside, pk’s, running clock, these are all working as they are supposed to. Is everything perfect, no! But it’s impossible to make it perfect and god knows every other sport has its own imperfections & transgressions. Sit back and enjoy the beauty, the drama, the pageantry, the controversy, and the incredible sport in all of its glory. It’s been damn near perfect! (You are allowed to complain about hydration breaks, the corruption of FIFA, and embellishment/flopping).

I don’t understand this thinking. Toe was on the line, we should still call it a 3? Stopped an inch short of the goal line, we should still call it a TD? Puck went bar down, but it bounced out, we should still call it a goal? Ball just missed the foul pole, still a home run?

Guy who is watching his 5th ever soccer game: “Here are the 17 changes I would make to the sport”