I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with George Droyds and Agarthan PAWGs.
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You should get a sick day for hiccups
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I know there’s some absolute GEEKS at urban planning that get hard at the thought of fucking up everyone’s commute
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Saw my doppelgänger in one of the Times Square stabbing videos.
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I could use a fart corner in the office today.
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Idk what’s more difficult. Not staring at cleavage or not staring at a little person.
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Greeks have made great contributions to society but the only one that still has their name attached to it is yogurt.
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Toxic Individual retweeted
“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black
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Really can’t believe how much copper they’re able to stuff into those flock cameras.
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All of them niggas had Rick Owens💀
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I will never forget what Nickelodeon did to Tiny Chef
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UFC should do a “Field of Dreams” type special where it’s just a backyard in Riverside, CA.
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This is how I found out Octopi are Black
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all
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My greatest fear is that I might have dislocated my shoulder once and never realized and I’ve just been walking around like an idiot for years.
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I text all these videos to my fat friend and ask if he’d fuck with it
SHE GOT THAT WAP THEM WET ASS $PLATEZ
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Ferrari’s problem is they try so hard not to make their SUVs look like SUVs
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Bruh, can’t believe the cloned Bezos too. When will this stop?!
Jeff Bezos: "If I do my job right, the value to society and civilization from my for-profit companies will be much, much larger than the good that I do with my charitable giving."
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8 PM Friday night In-n-Out line
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Should I fuck around and add LeVar Burton on LinkedIn?
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