🚀 rockit network engineer | 👩🏼‍💻🛜professional wire gremlin | she/her

Seattle, WA
LOST MY VOICE LOST MY MIND FIRST TIME MY NETWORK HAS EVER LANDED ITSELF ON A BARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
HOLY SHIT! They landed the booster. Huge congratulations to Blue Origin and everyone who worked their asses off to make this happen.
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any advice for teaching a very scared dog how stairs work? 😅
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sorry my feed is gonna be doggy stuff for a little while 😁
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some of u may remember me posting a fundraiser link a couple years ago, where i smashed switches & other network stuff to raise $ for a litter of puppies that my friends found on the side of the road in TX. well, things have come full circle bc i have now adopted one of those (grown) puppies!! her name is Siana ♥️ everyone who donated directly had a hand in helping her & her siblings get healthy & rescued, so… thank u again 😊
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secured the goods
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it is Dog Day
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idk why but thursdays are always my busiest day of the week at work. 90% of the meetings happen on thursdays
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JUST IN: Meta unveils Muse Charm, a Tamagotchi-style AI gadget designed to fit on a keychain, with Zuck calling it a “joyful little device.”
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without looking it up anywhere, who knows what an ornithologist is?
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thank u for settling this bet for me
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if u invite me to speak at an event just know that i have zero expertise in AI, automation, cloud, BGP, python, quantum networking, corporate synergy, etc i sling harnessing & random dev boards (that i'm not allowed to talk about) for a living im sorry im a terrible choice for speaker
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im gonna get a teams message about this tweet today
every time i film a skit like 10 of my coworkers message me on teams the next day to tell me they assume it is about them 😩
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every time i film a skit like 10 of my coworkers message me on teams the next day to tell me they assume it is about them 😩
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one time i made a joke inside of a larger joke about getting hit on while working in a male dominated field & one of my coworkers reported it to HR because they were worried it meant i was getting sexually harassed??? i can’t anymore dude
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hey so tiktok? fuck you
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the coldest, funniest professional dis is seeing a photo of your team’s lab bench show up in the annual lab training as “DO NOT DO THIS”
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ok maybe not the funniest ever. the funniest for aerospace
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i will be a panelist at WA NUG’s fall event this week, 9/24! come hang out if you’re in the seattle area! (it’s free, you just gotta RSVP)
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network engineering content that involves dog ?
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if u have ever wanted to see me say “i can’t talk about that because ITAR” in person now’s your chance
i will be a panelist at WA NUG’s fall event this week, 9/24! come hang out if you’re in the seattle area! (it’s free, you just gotta RSVP)
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