RESTORE. Millions must go! I love cats & crows. I didn't leave the Left, the Left lost their collective minds. DM's very welcome. I am..very...very...drunk.
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As promised, some of the dahlias I cut yesterday. Not all. I argued with the pub landlady that it was worth 4 pints. She said 6. We settled on 5. ...£25 worth of beer!
There are LOTS more in the pub than you see here.
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It's been 10 years since Billy Franks died.
Not many will know him. But for a certain cohort of mid 80's Lefty types... he was astounding. He was the lead singer of The Faith Brothers...
But here he is singing a FB song as a solo artist.
He died way too young. 60. piped.video/watch?v=V8ZsDnUN…
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I've only just remembered that I'm off to THAT Lincolnshire on Saturday morning, until Sunday.
I'm hoping I don't run into @moanaparte and his stinky slippers.
(call me babe! 😎 ) Mostly Sleaford/Billinghay/Coningsby/Tattershall.
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I forgot to bring my phone to the allotment, so no pics of what I cut. 3 FULL buckets, with some stunning "dinner plate" dahlias. I ditched at least the same amount for not being up to scratch, or having black aphids.
I could've cut another 2 buckets, I think.
Photos tomorrow when I'm down the boozer and the landlady has put them into vases.
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Sir Rowley Gherkin QC retweeted
The UK has reached the point where protesting against illegality is illegal. Let that sink in.
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We need to get Simon Jordan off Talk Sport and more onto political commentary. He’s always bang on, outspoken, and doesn’t care what people think.
Skint Eastwood
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Texted my mate, Andy the Aeroplane...to see if he wants to pop down the boozer. But I'm now 2 cans in and still very sweaty from the allotment digging. Is showering while tipsy advisable?
(I should know this.. .my ol' Ma had a super-serious injury in a shower)
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Up the allotment, prepping daffodil beds and eyeing up what to cut for the pub landlady tomorrow.
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Poor OJ is now stuck with his pronouns forever. Only a man with a heart of stone &c.
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This is why I could never work at an ice cream shop. I would do this👇🤣🤣🤣
Made with AI
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Sir Rowley Gherkin QC retweeted
All airlines should make their seats out of pigskin leather...
For safety reasons
I'll just leave it at that
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Front page of the Telegraph today.... we used to be a country. 😪
This wouldn't happen at the Daily Sport !
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Tipping Point just now:
Ben ... "Sud America is the Spanish wording for what continent?"
Contestant... "Europe???" 🤡
FFS! (dude got fuck all other questions right either)
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