$50 on Facebook marketplace ? Yeah you’re coming with me Coach

I LOVE airport bars. Truly, our nations last safe space. Guy next to me at Ohare downed a shot of Brandy and said “Trevor Lawerence is a fag!” then immediately got on a flight to Cincinnati

What a day at the office 😈

The enemy!

The NBA and prominent sportsbooks have agreed to ban multiple types of bets, per me and @DavidPurdum, such as: - Parlay bets involving the under on the same player's statistics - "First of" market; examples: winner of opening tip, an individual's specific shot, rebound, assist, steal - Under bets on players expected to play less than 12 minutes a game

wearing my Tua jersey in downtown Atlanta

hate when Benjamin Netanyahu makes me place $200 bets on tabletennis at 6 in the morning

Can’t wait to watch the dolphins play!

RAAA 🔥🔥🔥

This has been the best Saturday of ball so far this year.

They told Marv idk where you're going but you gotta get the hell up out of here

Read my parlay out to the group and heard someone mumble “donation”

Me talking about my 0-3 fantasy team

Waddle balled out 🫡

The Raiders, Cardinals, Jets, and Giants are ALL 1-0 for the first time since... well, in NFL history.

Caleb Douglas in Week 1: 25.9% target share (1st among rookie WRs) 5 catches (1st) 94 yards (1st) 35 yards after catch (1st) Most receiving yards in a debut since Puka Nacua (119).

Malik Willis ….. yikes

Vrabel is no good when he’s limited to only having sex with his wife.

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