I am a writer & editor from Miami, Florida. I am also a co-host & producer of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
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It's the #Halloween Episode of The Simplistic Reviews podcast
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Opposing fans were stunned after Gabriel missed that pen vs PSG, his shirts sales went up. It's cuz Arsenal fans know what opposing fans don't. Gabriel is a man. Loves the club. Tuesday Gabriel's likely successor makes an error, he bails him out then encourages him after. Legend.
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There is only one keeper in the world better than David Raya....and it's a debate. World Class. #Coyg
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Bombaclot!!!
Everything ends here. Experience GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, the first-ever Japanese production #FilmedForIMAX, in theatres November 6.
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I had high hopes this year for @Arsenal. Really bought into the talk of the owners, the manager and the sporting director's talk about building a dynasty. This summer has proved that one title is all they wanted. And now they are happy to just be a top 4 club. Embarrassing.
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Special Thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh for an amazing performance in our opening sketch of this month's Simplistic Reviews podcast. youtu.be/Cp1mRECOesI
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Well, that's my 3. I typically give a show, no matter how bad I think it is, 3 episodes before I give up on it. And I've completed my 3 episodes of Lanterns. Thank Christ I'll never have to watch another second of this horrid show again. Worst show I've seen since Alien: Earth.
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The thing I loved most about Dolly Parton wasn't just her looks or her music. It was her attitude. She had a sense of humor & to that point, made fun of herself. She didn't take herself or her amazing legacy too seriously. Dolly was good. In every sense of the word.
Dolly Parton, the irrepressible singer-songwriter, actress and entrepreneur who penned chart toppers such as “9 to 5” and turned her namesake Tennessee theme park Dollywood into one of the world’s top amusement destinations, died Tuesday. She was 80. hollywoodreporter.com/music/…
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The shortest experimental time ever measured is 247 zeptoseconds, which is the time it takes a light particle to cross a hydrogen molecule. That is double the amount of time I'd waste watching this planned DC series The People vs Gorilla Grodd. James Gunn is so cooked.
The People Vs Gorilla Grodd, the new show from DC Studios, is coming to HBO Max. Our first foray into the true crime genre. From the creators of American Vandal, starring Skyler Gisondo as Jimmy Olsen, Jimmy Tatro as Gorilla Grodd, Beck Bennett as Steve Lombard, Mikaela Hoover as Cat Grant, & Wendell Pierce as Perry White. Additional cast includes Mary Holland, Eduardo Franco, Dan Perrault & Arian Moayed. Along with Lanterns, this was one of the shows Peter & I pitched to WBD before we came on board. With Tony and Dan at the helm, it's something truly special.
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Brand new Simplistic Reviews podcast here to lure you and your crew into the rocky shore. youtu.be/NPBaRYHPo6k?is=Anst…
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Tight Lettuce | Fantasia 2026
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Tight Lettuce to be an honest, deeply human, and remarkable debut feature. It doesn't offer easy answers or miraculous cinematic recoveries, choosing instead to close on a realistic note that acknowledges addiction as an ongoing battle.
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