Jesus could change water into wine, I can change your mother into mine

called a woman pretty today, and she didn't even consider my pp in your vagana, woman these days #whiteknight #niceguy
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Spit in this cup so I can sell it 馃イ
you should let me spit in your mouth
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There鈥檚 too much talent in the league for the all star teams to only have 12 players each, it should be extended to 15 @NBA @NBAAllStar #NBAAllStar #nbaallstarsnubs
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THE BIGGEST EVENT OF MY CAREER
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Replying to @BasicallyIDoWrk
Bro I know man. I鈥檓 only 2 of those things and it鈥檚 already so fuckin hard.
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No one talks about the stress that comes with being tall, dark, rich and handsome. 馃槫
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Tell me why I was swiping on tinder and saw my boyfriend??? Can men be loyal??馃挃馃挃馃槥
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It鈥檚 about damn time
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Lol, past me is so lonely
I鈥檓 terribly down bad
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I鈥檓 terribly down bad
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Cross you up, and put you on poster
whatcha gunna do to me
feeling anxious? well that鈥檚 nothing that exercise, eating healthy, taking a shower, doing a face mask, meeting up with friends, taking blood oaths, hosting fight night, and sacrificing the weakest member to the goddess of the moon wouldn鈥檛 fix (: xoxo
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would you still come to my server if i was a worm
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Make Ludwig jeopardy host @Jeopardy @LudwigAhgren #MogulMoneyLive
#mogulmoney Ludwig lowkey a goated game show host and crowd pleaser @LudwigAhgren
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#mogulmoney Ludwig lowkey a goated game show host and crowd pleaser @LudwigAhgren
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"Yes hello, I'd like one ticket to see Minions: The Rise of Gru"
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Supreme Court my ass
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Two white, skinny ass unicorns about to dominate
Two 7-footers coming at you in OKC 馃槼 @brhoops