Lead Baseball Analyst @RedSox, recovering physicist. Formerly: @Argonne, @NIU, ATLAS Experiment @CERN, @MurrayStateUniv, STL(area) Native | Tired but hydrated

Peabody, MA
The more I learn how to cook, there seems to be two main principles to making a dish well: - if it’s wet, you gotta get it dry - if it’s dry, you gotta get it wet
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Fenway skies.
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As New England as a nor’ eastah sunset at Fenway Park.
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be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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It was a wicked good summah for the Sox! After being 14 games under .500 in June, the @RedSox are shipping up to the #Postseason! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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“You like baseball, don’t you?” -my 3-year-old
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Remembering Alex Gimenez ❤️
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Alex was an integral member of our baseball operations for over a decade, and forever a part of our Red Sox family. We are absolutely heartbroken by this news and send our love to Alex’s family. ❤️
A statement from Boston Bruins General Manager Don Sweeney.
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I used to really love autumn but now it just feels like the final boss of Sunday Scaries while I mentally prepare for 6 months of Winter.
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“Look, we’re going to make every aspect of life require access to a magical rectangle in order to function. Oh also, it will be optimized to prey on your dopamine receptors at every turn in order to extract every bit of attention and money it possibly can.”
I know the world is ending but I'm in @nytimes today explaining how switching to a dumbphone ruined my husband’s life.
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does anyone know if LLMs speak midwestern?
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Tonight I made a pizza flavored bean skillet so my kids would get some nutrients. I also made bread because you gotta have something to dip in the skillet. Anyway they ate a whole loaf of bread and I was the only one who had beans.
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Say what you want about the AI era, but my PhD thesis has been downloaded more in the last year than ever before.
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too much talk about first principles these days, not enough love for second and third principles imo
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sprinkling in a couple of typos here and there just so evryone knows this is organic, grass-fed slop and not AI writing.
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Physicists continuing to say “BDT” in the year of our lord 2026, while the rest of the industry just says XGBoost
Validating a BDT-based Electron-Positron Identification Algorithm at CLAS12 with Experimental Data Mariana Tenorio Pita, Pierre Chatagnon, Richard Tyson arxiv.org/abs/2609.01336 [𝚑𝚎𝚙-𝚎𝚡 𝚗𝚞𝚌𝚕-𝚎𝚡 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚜.𝚒𝚗𝚜-𝚍𝚎𝚝]
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(Never mind the fact that they’re still using tmva for some reason)
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This ai automation could have been a bash script and a cron job
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Dolly's Imagination Library is an unbelievable program. If you register, your kids get a new book every single month until they turn five. Most of our girls' favorite books came from this program. imaginationlibrary.com/
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COURTESY REMINDER: only 4 days left to wash your khakis and dri-fit polos before saberseminar
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