California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

California, USA
The boy’s flowers got a visitor today 🦋
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Good morning ☀️
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Isn’t he the cutest thing ever? 😍
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Pickled some banana peppers the boy grew ☺️
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Spent the last 3 days rigging the house and it paid off when all those cups fell out of the cupboard.
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Strawberry cheesecake 🍓
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Good morning ☀️
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😂😂😂😂
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Good morning ☀️
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My bartender deserves a huge tip.
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Please 🙏🏼😂
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It’s Friday night 🎉🎉🎉 who’s having fun?
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It takes an entire pot of coffee for me to get 2 hot mugs to drink.
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Good morning ☀️
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I lost my chapstick and I’m having a crisis.
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The first thing Paul ever heard 😂
Paul McCartney, 84, claims he can 'remember being born' as he recalls hearing the 'clanging of forceps' after his delivery trib.al/Xw38WaC
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Smash or pass?
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Good morning ☀️
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I need 8 Advil just to read all the retarded medicine opinions around here.
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