Formerly @edwardmaumbauer until they suspended my account for saying RIP to a dead man Scifi Author buymeacoffee.com/maumbauer
Utah
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
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My neighbor doesn’t have hobbies. He has projects that start at 6 AM and somehow involve my fence.
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You can lie to yourself about being a good person. The dog already knows whether you walk him in the rain.
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You don't marry someone who never annoys you. You marry the one whose annoyances you can live with for forty years.
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
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A cold beer at the end of a long day doesn't fix anything. It just makes the unfinished list look less personal.
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
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A reminder to all my followers. This is a backup account. I will MAINLY be posting from
@EDMaumbauer
for political stuff and
@EdwardMaumbauer
for my Q'ma Universe and other writings.
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