I have this Twitter account so I don’t have to explain myself. To anyone.

Vicki retweeted
A.J. Brown today for no reason:
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I’ve been really quiet on here lately. This Clancy case might get me to open my big X-ing mouth again. 😳
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My man is from Baltimore. Any time this song comes on, we stop and jam. Because this reminds him of then. #iykyk
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How do I work AND drink Guinness tomorrow? 🤔
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Jameson and ginger. Please sir, may I not have another. 🤢
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My favorite day. Meow.
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My favorite meteorologist is retiring? Say it isn’t so! 😩😩 🫶🏼 @KevinBoston25
Anyone else tear up watching Kevin Lemanowicz say goodbye? boston25news.com/news/local/…
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🥹🥹🥹
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Teeth lost 🦷 Gold medal acquired 🥇
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What a win! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.
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Watching team USA and listening to worship music. Hockey and Jesus. 🙏🏻
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The closest I ever want to be to Disney.
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Bring on St. Patrick’s Day.
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ME: Happy Valentine’s Day! (Hands him present.) HIM: Well I didn’t feed into the Hallmark machine and buy you something on this day when I’m supposed to love you ALL the days. ME (waiting for the 364 presents from ALL the days.)

ALT Are You Finished Yet Waiting GIF

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I’ve opened too many things with my teeth this week. #savage
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This sums up my exact Olympic viewing experience so far. I’ve never felt weaker, but also, extra toppings please.
I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)
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