Replying to @patbev21
Yo mom thicka than a snicka
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So do I.. so do I
I still think about this tweet a lot.
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Apple iPhone Duo is about to feed generations
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It's hard to beat a person who keeps showing up everyday. It shifts from winning to outlasting. A very different game.
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Don't ever let anyone tell you it's not possible.
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psst, hey you...yea you
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JUST IN: Nikita Bier steps down as head of product at X.
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My honorary absolutely fucks.
For The Birds, a 1/1 Robert NFT Collection is live on @opensea now! Start minting here: opensea.io/collection/for-th…
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"the world needs privacy"
Replying to @world_xyz
It all makes sense now
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One of the best guys I know. God bless you and your family.
Wow… I am honestly so shook by the love and support you all are showing me, Soren, Mercedes, and our family. It looks like we have already raised around $4K in creator fees, and I don’t even fully have the words right now. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Every bit of this is going directly toward helping us navigate Soren’s care, his road to surgery, and making sure our family has the support we need through this. I will continue to be transparent with everything as we move forward. Thank you for showing up for my son. Only love and light. ❤️
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"per my last email" = fuck you "apologies for the delay" = fuck me "cc'ing for visibility" = you're fucked "checking in on this" = i'm fucked "Lets revisit in Q4" = fuck this 'i'm not sure thats aligned" = fuck that "respectfully yours" = fuck all y'all
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Since we cant use plastic straws anymore I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands.
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How it feels saying “may the wind guide my hand” as I put my son’s entire college fund on black.
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If aliens ever saw this, they’d think he’s our leader.
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Im dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand.
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Easy money.
My NFL quant told me to take this prediction on @BullpenFi for today's game. Let's see what the 49ers got. Come join me on the #1 pro tool for prediction market trading: bullpen.fi/@fxnction
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Seahawks QB Sam Darnold hasn’t thrown a football since he hurt his oblique Thursday. The Seahawks believe, but don’t know, that he will be OK to start tonight’s game vs. the 49ers. Backup QB Drew Lock took the reps the past two days and is ready if needed.
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Mom found the dab torch now I gotta make creme brûlée for the whole family or im fucked.
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The art of war.
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