Today is September 25, 2026. I mark today as the day @DonaldJTrumpJr and @realDonaldTrump made a mockery of the American middle class and lost the 2026 election. Today, @DonaldJTrumpJr said the middle class’s desire to treat migrants with basic humanity was equivalent to offering them six-figure “parasitic” salaries. Today, @DonaldtrumpJr supported deporting women, children, and people who have worked here peacefully for decades. Today, @DonaldJTrumpJr laughed at Americans struggling to afford gas, food, and rent while his father started an unnecessary and unwinnable war. Today, @DonaldJTrumpJr laughed at the middle class. Let’s see who’s laughing in November. — Don Tzu

Between his intimate friendship with Xi Jinping and likely sexual attraction to Mayor Mamdani, it's time to admit it. Donald Trump loves communists.

“From the time of my first election in 2016, President Xi and I have forged a friendship, a truly great friendship, actually, built on mutual respect and the vital interests of our people,” Trump said alongside Xi Jinping, inside the White House.

JD Vance knows a thing or two about second chances. #SecondChanceVance

To keep the enemy guessing, have no strategy. Especially when the enemy controls your microphone.

TRUMP EXPLAINS TRADE DEFICITS: “If we buy $2 billion worth of bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing $2 billion. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save $2 billion.”

"If you cannot defeat the enemy, announce they have just called you out of desperation to make a deal. Repeat as needed." -Don Tzu A master at work.

Every great leader who ushers in a Golden Age deserves at least one mulligan.

In war, difficult decisions must be made. Perhaps the most difficult is deciding why you started it.