A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.
Bottom of a sixtol
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- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise
- Next to no attendance at many games
- Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots
- Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana)
- National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL
- Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played
- League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season
- AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul
- Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs
Good god.
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued.
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You ever consider not being shit at football as a team?
#Packers TE Tucker Kraft on fans booing the team:
“It’s pretty disappointing. ... Like, I don’t know what people think—like, that’s going to rally us? It would probably be much easier with 70,000 people behind us rather than opposing us.”
(🎥 @kellyhals)
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#49ers Pro Bowl DE Nick Bosa suffered a calf injury in practice this week and is expected to miss a few weeks, per me and @AdamSchefter.
He's out this week against the #AZCardinals and TBD on whether he lands on IR.
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Brian Gutenkunt about to be cast off a wood pallet on Lake Michigan along with MLF.
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If this doesn't change soon, Wisconsinites will be calling for Matt LaFuhrer's head outside Lambeau.
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Jordan Love (and some other shit) vs Bijan Robinson (and a bunch of tackling dummies and blocking sleds)
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This Mariners season isnt even a dickpunch: It's spiraled into an absolute void where darkness consumes everything whole.
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Anthony Rendon walked so Vlad Jr. could swing and miss on an 0-2 count
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on his struggles: "They didn't pay me to hit forty homers every year. They paid me for what I already did."
"I want people to understand one thing. The money they gave me wasn't for what I'm going to do. It was for what I already did. They didn't pay me because I'm going to hit forty every year. They paid me for what I already accomplished. People are confused about that, but I think the same way they do. Like, sometimes I even say to myself, 'bro, they gave you all that money, and you're out here doing nothing.' I try."
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AI could never weave a perfectly crafted story like this.
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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Trying to push Colin Kaepernick in 2026:
John Harbaugh very recently spoke about his desire to sign Colin Kaepernick in 2017. Now that Harbaugh has lost his starting QB -- possibly for the rest of the season -- will Harbaugh give Kaepernick a workout? nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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