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Kane vs. Fetterman.
Loser has to grow his shitty hair out until the next election cycle.
Glenn Jacobs could end up in the U.S. Senate without running for it. Axios reports Sen. Marsha Blackburn plans to appoint her own successor if she wins the Tennessee governor's race in November, and Jacobs, the Knox County mayor, is viewed as a top candidate.
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Howard Stern showed a whole generation that retards are hilarious. God bless this man. All the best to you Howie.
Howard Stern brings his legendary SiriusXM show to streaming.
#TheHowardSternShow premieres September 17 on HBO Max.
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"I can't believe that drug-dealing thief with face tattoos betrayed me!" - Some guy who can't read the writing on the wall (or someone's face *wocka wocka*)
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I believe it was Plato who wrote, "You know the end is near when people begin to have opinions on lady basketball."
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It's at these moments where I ask myself was "The Art of War" written by a Chinese fella or a fat white guy.
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I think Tony Montana could've been happy and successful working as a dishwasher and still fucked that guy's lady had it not been for the boot scootin' boogie.
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The hit list has turned the tables
Bill Clinton seen with defibrillator at Hamptons airport — sparking new concerns over ex-prez’s health trib.al/XjuXqh0
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I'm happy to live in a society where if you're useless and don't have tits, you just eat food in front of your phone or yell at it until people think you're important.
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I take it all back brother. I love them. Brother. Wish my daughter, Brooke, would've picked one like this! #Summerslam #HulkHogan
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Jelly Roll looks like a combination of Eugene and James Ellsworth. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
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Too much pigment for me, brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
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I'm not sure, brother. But just not in my section of the diner. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
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Best person won, brother. And not because of her wrestling abilities. Brother. #Summerslam #HulkHogan
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I'll tell ya what brother, when I heard Jelly Roll had been to prison, I expected him to look a little different. Brother. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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Logan Paul is great, but his music sounds like something my daughter, Brooke, would like. 😡 #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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Listen brother, I've said how I feel, but that doesn't mean Jade Cargill can't take my vitamins. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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If the Black Scorpion shows up, I'm out of here brother. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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Sami Zayn wouldn't go to the darkside, unlike my daughter, Brooke. #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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I don't like going to 7/11 after 10:30pm #SummerSlam #HulkHogan
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