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Lehigh Valley, PA
It's fun when @BestBuy tells you an order is arriving next day, only to tell me it's been delayed two weeks (but still arriving via doordash) but if I go to the website, the item it at my local store and if I order it again, I can have it tomorrow.
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I don't believe I've ever heard @ByronSaxton with some bass in his voice. #MitB
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Hey @Arbys here's a puzzle. Three sizes of potato cakes on the menu - which one is the large?
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That was some SPECTACULAR editing. Props to whoever took that bump, cause it sure wasn't Jacob.
JACOB FATU HAS BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAR 🤯🤯 WHAT HAS MS. PARKER DONE!?!?!?!?!
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.@Lous_Lagoon two and a half hours in on the Switch2 version and I can no longer return to Lou's Island to finish the Stranger Stranding quest. The game bombs out as it tries to load the island. Doesn't matter if I fly there of auto-pilot - game dumps as it tries to load.
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Alas, @RitasItalianIce is back to making Not-quite larges again...
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It's been months and nobody seems to know why the @pepsi guy won't/ can't bring sufficient stock to my local @WeisMarkets .
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Dear @tcm - I know you're programming a day of Dolly Parton movies as we speak. But don't put it on right away. Run it on September 25th. 9/25
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.@subsdroplet is doing a staggering job of translating the puns and jokes of the finishing moves and other dialogue for #Omegahorn I'd love to know what the literal names are, and how good the wordplay is in the original Japanese.
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.@Arbys - three sizes of potato cakes. Explain how they think a Large is the 4 piece size.
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The president has also laid claim to Agrabah, Oz, and Narnia.
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There's a picture that'll give Flat Earthers wet dreams...
U.S. Route 50 in Nevada, famously known as "The Loneliest Road in America"
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I look forward to the ruling on "accribitz". (Nobody will get that reference, and I am at peace with that)
'Supposably' is a word. supposably = “as may be conceived or imagined” supposedly = "allegedly"
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.@shiloh_wwe needs to dig through the @WWE archives and track down one of the Phantasio masks.
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I've now been to a second @Wendys location that said they don't sell hamburgers. I'm probably not going to look for a third.
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