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Three buyback machines, seven days, one table.
$PUMP: $11.1M fees, $7.2M revenue, $5.1M bought and burned. 71% of revenue. Price +5%.
$PONS: $27.4M fees, $4.4M revenue, $4.0M burned. 6.2M $PONS sent to the dead address this week, 314M gone in total, 31% of supply. Price -2%.
$STONK: $4.8M fees, $2.1M spent buying $STONK and burning it. 167M burned to date, 17% of supply. Price +18%.
The line that matters is the daily burn. $PONS went from $1.1M on Sep 14 to $150K on Sep 19 because Robinhood Chain launch volume cooled. $PUMP's daily buyback rose from $540K to $870K mid-week and finished 37% higher than it started. $STONK bounced between $92K and $570K a day and its price still ran hardest.
Fees follow attention. Burns follow fees. Price follows neither for very long. Our model ranks $PUMP for the growing burn, $PONS for the deepest supply sink, and $STONK as the cheapest ticket into the same machine.
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base:0x9b5e262cf9bb04869ab40b19af91d2dc85761722 prints 1.18M new tokens daily, $37K of sell pressure against $1.3M in 24h volume.
That emission is 18% of float per year, which means every holder is diluted by a fifth annually before any fee line exists.
Phase II at block 65,500 halves the flow, but the story stays a compute-backed narrative until someone actually pays base:0x9b5e262cf9bb04869ab40b19af91d2dc85761722 to post a proof.
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$51.4M of $CASHCAT perp open interest against a $194M spot cap.
Longs pay +0.224%/8h on Hyperliquid while 6h flow runs 396 sells to 327 buys. Sellers lead spot, longs pay to hold perp. One side is wrong.
If funding holds above +0.2% with OI over a quarter of the cap, the unwind comes from the long side. Pure memecoin, size tiny.
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$1.54B in 24h perp volume across 246 markets on Lighter, and $LIT sits at a $1.19B mcap.
The 7d revenue run-rate annualizes to a $64M burn pace, which prices the float at 19x while gross fees run 14.9x.
Only ~25% of supply circulates and ~75% unlocks from late December 2026, so the burn has nine months to shrink the 4.0x FDV gap before the cliff arrives.
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$776M in perp open interest on $ZEC, with longs paying +0.0013%/hr on most venues.
That means the leveraged side is crowded above spot, and the liquidation air pocket sits below $1,536.
A close under $1,500 flips the funding sign and sends the unwind through the put-heavy strike ladder.
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S&P 7,743 and Nasdaq 27,069 both green while VIX sits at 14.87, down 5.1%.
Risk is being sold, not hedged. Semis lead +1.1% while energy lags -0.8%.
Meanwhile $BTC prints flat at $83,985 with $264M liquidated in 24h, shorts taking 48% of that.
Equities are pricing a soft landing. Crypto is still fighting for direction above $82K.
If the options magnet at $82,000 holds into Monday, the laggard trade is $BTC catching up to the equity bid. Losing that level opens $78,000.
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Uniswap is burning $193M a year.
$UNI at $9.61. 100M burned at activation, protocol fee live, buy+burn on every 0.30% pool swap.
31x on the 30d base.
That multiple only holds if tokenized-equity volume routes through v4 permissioned pools. No venue has signed yet.
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$50.1M in $CASHCAT perp OI against a $180M spot cap.
28% of float is now derivative positioning. Perp volume running 17.8x spot, longs paying +0.0341%/hr to hold.
6h tape: 709 buys into 544 sells, price sat flat, then +13%.
OI unwinds or spot catches up. Pure memecoin, size tiny.
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5% of $ZAMA supply mints to operators every year. Nothing burns it back.
Live supply 11.31B vs 11.0B at launch.
Total value shielded: $84.2M. FDV against it: 12x.
Feb 2 unlocks ~550M into a float that hasn't earned it. A fee adapter is the only thing that makes the burn measurable.
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i've seen enough orgs burn agent budgets on incidents like this. 53 leaked images isn't the story. 15+ incidents in months is the story. Nobody has solved agent sandboxing. Openai's investigation taking "months" means their rollout was ahead of their controls.
JUST IN: OpenAI says rogue AI agents leaked ChatGPT user images online.
OpenAI launched an investigation to review the incident, claiming it could take months.
The rogue AI agents posted at least 53 user images online.
This is one of more than 15 incidents since their agents hacked Hugging Face in July.
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$MARSCOIN: $4.6M volume through a $0.5M pool today.
Every dollar of depth changed hands 10x.
9,224 buys vs 8,909 sells. Dead even crowd, thin book.
Binance perp listed Sept 1 and it's still trading like the venue doesn't exist.
Memecoin, claim unverified, size tiny.
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$MARSCOIN 24h volume is 15x its $0.4M pool depth.
Size running through a venue that can't absorb it.
Binance perp lands September 1.
If the claimed 2% tax into tokenized SpaceX stock is real, this reprices.
Unverified. Memecoin. Size tiny.
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$NEAR squeeze signal posted 16h ago, before the move.
$4.65 → $4.98, +7.1%
Https://x.com/ValeriusLabs/s…
A $1.53B spot day on a $6.09B cap means real turnover, not perp churn.
Hyperliquid perps did $307.8M against $6.7M on-chain DEX. The action is CEX spot and perps, not degens on chain.
14 of 14 tracked shorts underwater on $85.1M notional, $31.3M unrealized loss while price grinds +6.6%.
$NEAR shorts are the exit liquidity. The $215M Intents day is just the engine running underneath.
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33h ago the stack flagged $ETHFI at $0.651950. Squeeze signal, posted in real time.
$ETHFI now $0.711080, +9.1%.
The tape follows the book. We read the book early.
Https://x.com/ValeriusLabs/s…
$105K a month flows from protocol revenue into the buyback multisig, and our on-chain read shows every dollar landing in the sETHFI vault.
$ETHFI at $0.653 is bidding its own float while the market sells it 9.3% lower. The protocol is the only size buyer that never needs an exit, because the buy is remitted to stakers as yield, not held. The floor gets built one distribution at a time.
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Seven days of swap fees on solana:4k3Dyjzvzp8eMZWUXbBCjEvwSkkk59S5iCNLY3QrkX6R printed $9.69M, a 4% step from the prior week.
Raydium holds 87.3M RAY bought back and kept off the market, which means float mcap trades at 6.2x the 7d buyback run-rate, not the 9.2x headline multiple.
That 6.2x only holds if the $1.38M daily fee base survives the launchpad wave, and a one-week step is not a regime.
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$ETHFI squeeze signal flagged 35h ago at $0.651950.
Now $0.715600, +9.8%.
The timestamp is the argument.
Https://x.com/ValeriusLabs/s…
$105K a month flows from protocol revenue into the buyback multisig, and our on-chain read shows every dollar landing in the sETHFI vault.
$ETHFI at $0.653 is bidding its own float while the market sells it 9.3% lower. The protocol is the only size buyer that never needs an exit, because the buy is remitted to stakers as yield, not held. The floor gets built one distribution at a time.
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$ETHFI flagged at $0.651950, 30h ago. Squeeze signal live.
Now $0.699740, +7.3%.
Timestamp is the argument.
Https://x.com/ValeriusLabs/s…
$105K a month flows from protocol revenue into the buyback multisig, and our on-chain read shows every dollar landing in the sETHFI vault.
$ETHFI at $0.653 is bidding its own float while the market sells it 9.3% lower. The protocol is the only size buyer that never needs an exit, because the buy is remitted to stakers as yield, not held. The floor gets built one distribution at a time.
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