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It did get my “Native” hat though😆. How did it even know I wear that hat sometimes???
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Gaze upon the lovely floor lamp. Is it not exquisite? Look how it shines, its brass detail is sublime
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crystal Jackson retweeted
If you like middle-aged moms, repost it! And do a Quote on repost so I can see what you think of my little white work dress
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crystal Jackson retweeted
"...and one nation, under mom juggs, for liberty & justice for all"🇺🇸
I make myself laugh sometimes.😆
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"Hey, nice mommy milkers, lady!"
ohmigoodness. The nerve of some young men!
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crystal Jackson retweeted
May the 4th be with you. Always. Like my slav girl nanny?
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Your dorky 49 year old internet mom.😆 It's almost my birthday, you know.🎂 Five-Zero
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crystal Jackson retweeted
I spy with my little eye...
I'm gonna fix that man's wagon. Fix it good.
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The Bold New Look of @Kohler . Chosen by middle-aged housewives for their kitchens everywhere. KOHLER. Available at your local @HomeDepot
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Built Ford Tough. Hauls groceries from the Whole Foods as easily as a high-desert trophy mule deer. @Ford. The choice of middle-aged moms everywhere.
At a dealer near you.
(FYI. These aren't ads. I just like egging the corporate X accts on)
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