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3/10 window. 👍 £88M net spend (substantially less than all 3 newly promoted clubs). Luke Shaw our only senior LB Expectations now reduced to (hopefully) 5th. RATcliffe pennypinching so he can build a tent (that most matchgoing fans don’t even want)
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Looks too much like the aether 👎should’ve been a proper deep dark biome
Minecraft announces a new dimension is coming to the game for the first time in almost 15 years. The Sift will be available on Java & Bedrock in 2027.
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Day later city found guilty #bosscalls
🗣️ Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.” Former England striker visits Auschwitz with his family in The Real Rooneys after his 10-year-old son takes an interest in the Second World War. @thomgibbs has more ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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When you’re asking foreign royals who don’t know you exist to increase your cost of living, it’s probably worth contemplating whether at some stage your football fandom might have caused your brain to fall out.
Raise the price of petrol and diesel, @MansourBinZayed. Let’s see what decision they come to after that.
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50/50 between the usual suspects & knives out. Wanna shout-out movies like Heat & Seven but they’re more recent watches. Fast 5 also a masterpiece
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Feck I might acc put rogue one over ROTS
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“Who are you taking from City’s firesale”
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We should just swallow their whole club tbh. Manchester UNITED
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Premier league winners
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Match attax
On the topic of reminiscing about childhood fun
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Packed that drogba 3 times🤣🤣🤣swapped for 101 club Torres & 100 club wazza. Also packed Gerrard, was the king of year 2
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Quite basic
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Feels like I’m leaving so many out ffs, special shout-out to: Fifa 14-17 + fifa street Lego Batman Modern warfare San Andreas Simpsons Hit & run Wii sports
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Rust asw
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Replying to @washedxr
Youre a stupid clueless faggot
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Can’t compensate with his shot stopping 👌
Lammens is unable to sweep, distribute and can’t compensate with shot stopping. We acc got a backup keeper in the summer for a backup level keeper, life is a joking
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Vararse please bag her man
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Can’t wait to have some yank turnip launching pints in the air every time United have a shot because he thinks that’s what you do
🚨 BREAKING: Football fans will be allowed to drink in the stands for the first time in 40 years under Andy Burnham’s bid to rip up the historic booze ban, according to @JackElsom
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#KeepPintsInTheConcourse. Will also be massively beneficial to the Utd protest as that’s where TRA will be most home games this szn
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