I AM LOOKING FOR A TALENT AGENT/REPRESENTATION. I’ve had 30M organic impressions across my socials this month alone and I can’t chase down every opportunity myself. If anyone is interested or knows a guy or gal, hit me up 🥰 (1 like or share= 1 help, for which I’m SO grateful)

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This is crazy.

In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home.

This mother cat lost her kitten, her family got her an orange kitten to adopt and heal the ache x.com/visualfeastwang/status…

Aweeee it turned into a star. x.com/BelgeseleDair/status/1…

Conversation with son… 11yo: What exactly IS a fascist? Me: (launches into 11yo friendly version complete with metaphor) 11yo: So… nothing to do with fashion? Me: Do you mean fashionista? 11yo mumbling as he leaves the room: THAT explains the reaction when I said I was one 😬

Ummm...ok! You got me.... Pretty sure posting my movies and strip club flyers already did that..

Who is to blame for forcing ex-President to walk onstage in Iowa last night to the following lyrics? “One could end up going to prison, one just might be president.” This was tasteless and disrespectful. Make sure you don’t amplify the insult by reposting or liking this tweet.

A number of bigots & racists have been responding to my tweets. For some reason these folks think they can upset me. 1st, growing up during segregation has hardened me to idiots, morons & losers. 2nd, it’s all about mind over matter. I don’t mind because they don’t matter.

This really does sum them up perfectly, doesn’t it?

I said it before, I’ll say it again for the people on the right.

My favorite kind of magic. All technique. Getting a standing ovation from Penn Jillette ain’t easy

And yet here you are, controlling what women can do with a bun in the oven.

I showed this to @omgchomp and she was like “…we have to hang out with her. You need to split wood with her. …I realize that sounds like a euphemism for scissoring but that’s not what i meant.”

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