Satirical social commentary on the absurdity of life in Venice & LA. Peruser of frequencies. Hoarder of nature surveillance cams Animal rescuer in Tehachapi, CA
Venice, CA 90291
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Satirical social commentary on the absurdity of life and the crime that happens in Venice and Los Angeles is what this account has always been. Self-induced panty bunching is strongly discouraged.
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My heart is broken. :(
3 people confirmed deceased in the helicopter crash. One person transported to the hospital #BreakingNews
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7 people were killed and 10 more were shot over the weekend in Los Angeles, despite ammunition being expensive.
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Army Special Forces Sergeant 1st Class - Peter Tycz and Marine Recon Sergeant Major / LAPD SWAT - R.J. Cottle. Both died in Afghanistan and both were my friends. Please join me in honoring them and those who died serving our country. #MemorialDay
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Barn Kitteh TJ (Tuxedo Junction) wants to lay his 187 mittens on the bats. #rabiesvaccine @ai6yrham @LauraLeeActor @engineco16 @SuzsSinamonRolz @CameraTrapSue @geococcyxcal @jsilv579 @keith_johnson @crytzerfry
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Kinda cold for 1:25 in the afternoon. We got snow last night. 1/2” of ice on the oak tree buds which are now falling off :(
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L.A. City Councilwoman Traci Park lashes out after a man is arrested in the brutal and bloody attacks on random women in Venice. One victim beaten unconscious, left in a pool of blood. An update on the victims, and the suspect - Tonight at 11 from ABC7. abc7.com/14652759
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This morning I took an oath—an oath to serve the LAPD, and all Angelenos, to the best of my ability as the 58th Chief of the Los Angeles Police Department.
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Say hello to members of the largest Law Enforcement Chaplain Corps in the country. With close to 50 members, covering 12 different religions, the @LAPDHQ Chaplain Corps works tirelessly to guide, mentor and provide spiritual support to the men and women of the #LAPD
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I think when it comes down to a tee pee with a toasty-mat inside- any sense of feline cultural appropriation goes out the window…
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It was a pleasure speaking at the Western States Public Order Conference in Portland, Oregon regarding lessons learned from the 2020 Civil Unrest. Thanks to @PortlandPolice for the opportunity to convey critical information to law enforcement agencies from around the world.
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It was my pleasure to provide opening remarks at the #LAPD Hiring and Testing event this past Saturday at our historic Elysian Park Police Academy. 80 individuals took the test to start the process to join our @LAPDHQ team? We are hiring. Check out @joinlapd for more information.
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Our @LAPDHQ ice hockey team spent the morning teaching the kids that stay in the @URM how to ice skate. Thanks to the @LAKings @LALIVE @McDonalds @JWMarriott and @taiskates for their support. “..The real solution lies in a world in which charity becomes unnecessary - Achebe”
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New Brush Fire Pine Mountain Rd, Kern County.
Air Attack 410, Air Tanker 76, 78, Copter 408 is enroute.
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@watchdutyapp Check out this incident on PulsePoint
Vegetation Fire
12:20 PM PST 12/15/23 by KC
ROUND MOUNTAIN RD, EASTMONT RD & S GRANITE RD, ROUND MOUNTAIN RD, KERN COUNTY, CA
web.pulsepoint.org/?agencies…
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