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There's a new Zelda game.
Actually it's a remake of an old Zelda game.
Point is, it looks like overdesigned trash.
Let's get into it: piped.video/watch?v=c6IVbcJl…
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Insomniac Games has released a new patch for Wolverine, allowing players to toggle off the infamous blue "fart gas" trails.
Critics have welcomed the change, but say it does little to improve upon the game's boring linear game design.
Will you be buying the game now?
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I heard @UsePaid is out here changing lives?
My car has a broken window and a busted air conditioner. Help me out, bros!
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Blizzard Entertainment is under fire after permanently banning World of Warcraft Forever players for generating "offensive" character names.
Some of the players reportedly banned so far:
• Devil Tootsalot
• Stabbinya Booty
• Jamrock Hobo
Have the fun police gone too far?
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GEORGE LUCAS JR. retweeted
Black ranch? That’s called a plantation.
Available now exclusively at Walmart, Hidden Valley has launched their pitch black SPOOKY RANCH dressing.
The bottle glows-in-the-dark, with the bold black color coming from a mix of Fruit Juice and Cocoa.
Hidden Valley's first ever limited holiday release.
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Out of respect for Avery's memory, I've managed to acquire about 70 copies of the Jirachi Ex card.
I will be selling for $120 each to real collectors. DM me.
NO SCALPERS!
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GEORGE LUCAS JR. retweeted
Doing research on Scryfall for a future episode and I realized:
There have been MORE new Legendary Creatures printed in 2026 than Non-Legendary Creatures.
I knew it was bad, but... damn.
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Creator payouts seem higher than before. I barely had any big tweets for this period and still got $250
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Dying kid opens shiny piece of cardboard, then dies
Avery The Poke Kid's final Pokémon pack opening really was like a fairytale ending. ❤️🩹
He called for "last pack magic" when opening the final one, and he ended up pulling a Jirachi SIR.
The reason that Jirachi SIR was so important is that Jirachi is known as the Wish Pokémon. In one of its Pokédex entries, it is said it spends most of its life hibernating and will wake once every thousand years to grant any true wish. It doesn't wake up for just anyone, but will wake up from its slumber if sung to by a voice of pure heart—like a child.
May he rest in peace. 🕊️
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Oh boy a lecture
Anyone saying they were removed from beta for naming their character “Billy Mcsuckmahballz” is telling little white lies. That character likely just received a forced name change.
Multiple unfortunate humans read through every name that was removed from beta today.
If you’re genuinely confused, remember that it’s our database, we can see every character you’ve created, not just the one you’re playing.
I read the list. No sympathy. Be a better human next time.
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NO FUN ALLOWED
Reminder to keep your character names in the Forever Beta respectful and within policy. Forced name changes are going into effect and users with the most extreme violations have been removed from the Beta.
More info: blizz.ly/47he542
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GEORGE LUCAS JR. retweeted
Are we serious guys? @Warcraft @battlenet @AggrendWoW
My name is Devil Tootsalot. How is that highly offensive? Are you guys auto-moderating this? There is no way a human banned my name.
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Warcraft is permabanning people for funny character names like "Stabbinya Booty" and "Sir Tootsalot"
It's so sad when a company becomes so ideologically captured that no one is allowed to have fun anymore.
Anyone saying they were removed from beta for naming their character “Billy Mcsuckmahballz” is telling little white lies. That character likely just received a forced name change.
Multiple unfortunate humans read through every name that was removed from beta today.
If you’re genuinely confused, remember that it’s our database, we can see every character you’ve created, not just the one you’re playing.
I read the list. No sympathy. Be a better human next time.
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GEORGE LUCAS JR. retweeted
I wasn’t gonna speak on this. Nora has me blocked from speaking against her last year. I’m sorry but defaulting every argument into transphobia as a defense is only continuing to perpetuate that you’re untouchable. That you can call others out but no one can speak up against you.
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