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a Lot of theTime When Peopletalk to me they Seem to Assume that i am Aware of thePhrases and Referencesthey Make And that i Completely Understand andCan Define the Words They Use when in Reality i am Just Smiling asHard as i Can at them Until They Look at Me With Understanding
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In the Morning i Go to Breakfast Class and in The Afternoon i Go to Lunch Class. Guess where i Go in the Evening
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You just got rolled up, sparked up, and passed around by the Mid Smoker
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Spent 2 Hours before Bed Just Laying There in the Dark Trying to Spin that Damned Apple in my Head all i Could Do was Picture Every Bad Thing That Ever Happened to Me and Feel It As Though it Was Happening Again
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i Have Lost Weight and i Have to Continue to Do So Even Though i Am So Hungry for a Cheeseburger and a 15 Pack of Beer because if i Get Anywhere Near 200 Pounds Again i Will Strap a Bomb to My Chest and Walk Into my Neighbours House
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Chicken soup for the Soul ? How about You Put some Chicken Soup in My Bowl and get me Some Crackers to go With it because i’m Hungry!
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i’m a Radical Feminist because i Love Women and My Desire to Hang Ten on a Massive Double Overhead is Truly Unslakable
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i Want to Write a Story a Long Form Piece of Wordship but i’ve Spent so Long on Here Funnelling everything i’ve Ever Written Through a 280 Character Limit and have Become Efficient at Condensing Thoughts and Seemingly Completely Unable to Now Expand Upon Them
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Our village is far from the river so our life is bad and we are depressed
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