25,000 people have signed our petition calling for Andy Burnham to block the Thames Water bailout. Add your name today. 👉weownit.org.uk/StopTheBailou…👈

Thames Water's creditors are meeting on Thursday 29th Oct to decide on yet another bailout at our expense Add your name to stop it and bring Thames Water into public hands: vist.ly/5p7r7

Antoine Semenyo too? We move!

Erling Haaland fucked? Carrying the weight of Sham City.

Diop is a far better defender than Guehi. Fact.

We know what you are. We know what you are. Cheating bastards, we know what you are. #MCFC #ManchesterCity #115 @ManCity

The fans of PL clubs need to come together to produce an almighty banner calling out Man City for their filthy cheating. And it should get passed around and rolled out at all of Man City’s away fixtures. @AST_arsenal @REDactionAFC #MCFC #cheating

Lidl has put peas in the beef and written High Protein on the front. The pea is hidden in a little black box, in a font you need a suspicious nature to read. It isn't a pea. It's the beige powder left after yellow split peas are milled and soaked in alkali. Vegan shakes are made from it. It tastes of a wet cupboard and it costs a fraction of mince. It's short of methionine. Beef isn't. So the 37g on the front is a bigger number doing a smaller job. The cow spent 2 years turning plants into beef. Lidl has put the plants back in. They took the fat out too. The flavour, the vitamins and the fullness left before the pea arrived. Food removed, crop added, and the word for that is High. Nobody in a gym has ever read past High. The reason isn't hidden. Lidl promised a quarter of its protein would be plant based by 2030. The meat-free aisle went grey. So the peas are going into the beef, where the customers are. In Holland the same mince is already 40% pea. Britain hasn't been told its number. Tesco printed Meat & Veg on the box in 2019. Dead in a year. Lidl moved the veg to the back. Buy the ugly 20% mince with one ingredient. The animal already ate the peas.

Take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept @we_ownit weownit.org.uk/NoBillHike

At 3pm on this day five years ago, you took your oxygen mask off and asked if you could go home and play in the lounge. I told you we had to wait for the medicines to work. You then asked if you could sit on the windowsill, have a glass of water and look outside. That was the last conversation we ever had. At 11.20pm, we said goodbye, and you were finally free. Free from the medicines, the needles and the pain. Five years later, you’ve become a hero to so many people. But to me, you’re more than that. You had everything I still try to live by: bravery, courage, humility and kindness. We could all learn something from the way you lived your six years. If you’ve followed our journey over the last five years, thank you. Today, if you can, share Hugh’s face, his name and his story, so a little boy who showed such bravery, courage, humility and kindness is remembered, or you can donate to the charity in his name 👉 justgiving.com/charity/itsne… Love you, son. Always. x

Like I was saying…

Fernandez with an attempted diving header did not play the ball 😂

The Channel 4 documentary about Tommy Robinson is on live tv right now and showing how donations made by ordinary working people literally went directly to gambling sites or were taken out in cash to buy drugs. If you donated to Tommy Robinson, I’d advise you join a class action lawsuit suit to recover the £millions he has stolen through fake fundraising.

Peter Brock was one of a kind. My childhood hero. Spoke to a few other heroes about him to mark this anniversary. carexpert.com.au/car-news/pe…

The same guys who told Arteta to take accountability and stop blaming referees are now telling you referees favour Arsenal. The same guys who called Arsenal soft and told us to grow a spine are now complaining about our physicality. The same guys who told Arsenal to learn the “dark arts” now complain about our game management. The same guys who turned every Arsenal celebration into a controversy now demand passionate players who connect with the fans. The same guys who mocked our set pieces are hiring set-piece coaches. The same guys who mocked the “Arteta process” now want young managers, cultural resets and long-term projects. At some point you realise it was never really about any of those things. They just don’t like Arsenal.

Wenger spot on, as always.

Arsenal owner Kroenke takes total US franchise spend this summer to £23bn bit.ly/3UT72vz

It rained.... And as predicted on @LBC with @HenryRiley1 not 48 hours ago. Anything in brown is sewage being dumping into the environment right now, in real time, anything in red is sewage dumped over the last 24 hours.

And John Terry thinks Konsa is keeping Saliba out of the team when he’s fit again 😂