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Whisgooning
I mean, I guess? Not sure why you want me to do it but sure, maybe
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A heavenly restriction user with a shotgun would probably be top 5 in JJK
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Whisgoon retweeted
> Wants to connect with moots and talk with them more often > Barely say anything because I have nothing interesting to talk about at all > Doesn’t interact for months cause theres still nothing interesting in my life to talk about > Genius?
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Whisgoon retweeted
I got nothing this guy might actually be John Actor
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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We’ve been through this before
The main appeal of SCP was supposed to be in the same vein as shit like the Half-Life games or Men in Black but more horror-oriented and now it’s just stuff like this
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It’s for you dawg, it’s lit.
I did not just log onto my main to see a Charlie Kirk selfshipper trying to cancel a Primetime Chris Hansen yumeshipper. My tl isn't real.
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Whisgoon retweeted
ADHD really is the Potential Man disorder I'm so done with this 😭
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Whisgoon retweeted
I'm too lazy to reply I'm too lazy to meet new people I'm too lazy to be creative I'm too lazy to do something I'm too lazy to be a better person I'm too lazy to make new friends I'm too lazy to draw something I'm too lazy to be angry I'm too lazy
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“open flannel over a band shirt and jeans” actually being a cheat code for looking cooler is the fashion equivalent of realising that sometimes just going for a walk outside when you’re depressed does make you feel better for some reason
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Whisgoon retweeted
no no I actually think it's really cool how you have no friends your age and lack basic socialization skills
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RT @GT_extras: Going into the UK with 500 Terabytes of BBW facesitting porn
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noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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Spoiler: they’re not gonna do that
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats now have the power to effectively abolish the Electoral College.
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Funny how trans rights is included here when transphobic ballot propositions, including molesting trans kids, passed in states that voted blue.
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i have an issue w ppl calling everyone who criticises the democrats and liberals white and privileged because black marxists have always been criticising the two party system, ppl of colour and those from the global south have been saying both parties kill people for years.
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excited for you to abolish ICE, defund the police & put money into the communities you funded to over police, stop taking AIPAC money & completely separate yourselves from israel, abolish the concentration camps, stop abusing incarcerated people, stop criminalizing homelessness
LIBBING TF OUT
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white house used vegito but gogeta made texas blue #ThinkAboutThatNextTimeYouArgue
WAIT you're telling me the dude who composed the Super Gogeta theme is now the Texas Attorney General wtf ✌️😭
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ok i’m done fake-libbing out its not funny watching a wave of anti-trans bills enacting actual sexual violence on children pass in these same blue states we’re all cheering on
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“you want democrats to win” no i want republicans to lose bc i’m a #hater
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What is happening in America according to my tl
Does this mean I have to put pronouns in my bio now?
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Whisgoon retweeted
every baby’s first word must be inshallah
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