Whitney@WhitneyPort

I invented jeggings...whatevs. Got any coke? Parody Account. Proud supporter of @STStudents.

Joined December 2008
How is everyone?
Finally!
@JennStarrr13 *Rendezvous
Must be that time of the month
#RecoveryMode
RT @brikwasnik: So excited for the next #FashionTalk June 16 with @CFashionista and @whitneyport !! Mark your calendars to chat with us !
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What's going on this fine evening?
Got a deal for personal training sessions (or 2 months gym membership). Few hours left to get deal if interested: livingsocial.com/deals/10166…
We're ditching our business cards and personal credit cards for COIN. Let's get our finances in order: onlycoin.com/?referral=yGn9m…
The thirst is real
If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?
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the best part about kissing a girl is that fun little 30yr build-up right before it happens
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College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace.
If your boss asks "Working hard or hardly working?," come back with a witty quip like "Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."
Hey Kate Middleton, you can thank British English for putting “u” in labour.
what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what
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I'm interested in anything with a possible "loss of appetite" side effect.
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Roses are red violets are take your clothes off
Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a piñata filled with maggots & hair.
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