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Sometimes I think talk to text is purposely trying to mess me up.
Her: “Who the fk is Betty!?”
Me: “i said baby not Betty! Plus this ain’t the 1940s babe, only Betty I know of is Rubble, White, and Crocker.”
Her: “and how do you know those skanks!?”
Me: “games on BYE.”
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Be funny if he made that Tim Allen noise at the end of the Home Improvement theme song when he punched him.
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I’m glad I didn’t get my birth year tattooed across my chest like Justin Timberlake in the movie Alpha Dog back in 2007. I do regret not getting my drivers license tattooed on my chest whenever I turned 21 though….
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If there was a surgical procedure to have a flashlight installed on the side of my forehead - I’d do it. To turn it on just pinch a nipple or something 🤷
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There’s something extremely satisfying about programming a universal remote. No matter how many times I do it, there is still a sense of satisfaction like I just cracked a safe code.
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